And then there are these dogs:
Trained Labrador Can Sniff Out Colon Cancer, Researchers Say
I wonder how much we will be charged for this service.
Ah… a Chocolate Lab.
“And of course $300.00 for the Lab work.”
“How much is that if I also get a Cat scan?”
Not so much that you’d be put in a hole.
You don’t have to be an ass.
Sorry, the tech who was supposed to do that procedure was distracted by a laser pointer; we’ll have to reschedule.
There’s a hot dog bun joke in here somewhere, but damn if I can find it.
Enough to supply the dogs with a lifetime supply of hookers and colon blow.