“Thuh, thuh, thuh, thuh, that’s all, folks!” - Porky Pig (and others, probably)
*Beep, beep!" - Roadrunner
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Of course I checked-it’s unloaded.
Hey Bubba-hold my beer and watch this shit!
Final words on cockpit voice recorder
*Qualis artifex pereo * - the last words of the Emperor Nero, commonly translated as “what an artist dies in me”.
Stay on target…STAY ON TARGET…[explodes]
-Porkins, the obese X-wing pilot from Star Wars.
Two from Douglas MacArthur:
“I shall return.”
“Old soldiers never die…” yada yada
I forget if it was John Adams or Thomas Jefferson. One said of the other on his death bed, “At least [other] stills lives.”
Nathan Hale: I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Breaker Morant: Shoot straight, you bastards.
“Then I’ll see you in Hell!”
–as Han rides off on his tauntaun
“I know.”
–as Han is about to be frozen
Actually, the full quote was “I only regret I have but one life to lose for my country. And that is the life of my wife, Obesity Prudence Hale. Come here hon… this man wants to show you ajdklajd alj alkj df”
“Lady, you just shot me!” - Sam Cooke
H. G. Wells (who foresaw the atomic bomb) - “I told you so. You damned fools.”*
*Not his dying words, but in the preface to the 1941 reprint of The War in the Air Wells suggested this ought to be his epitaph.
Adios…
Motherfucker!
(It’s an old joke)
CMC fnord!
Ludwig Wittgenstein’s last words: ‘Tell them I’ve had a wonderful life’.
I go mushy every time I think of that.
Lytton Strachey: “If this is dying, then I don’t think much of it.”
Composer Richard Wagner, “The Doctor and my Wife.”
Important to keep your priorities straight when time is short.
Alexander Graham Bell married one of his deaf students when he was a professor of voice physiology at Boston U. His wife Mabel was a stubborn total oralist and when he was dying, she said “Don’t leave me”. Alexander Graham Bell spelled “No” into her palm.
If I’m not back in Five minutes…Just wait longer
-Ace Ventura