“Bite my shiny metal ass!” - Bender B. Rodriguez
That was White Heat, a real classic. Thanks for the reminder. 
And how about “Oh shit.” - Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.
“Ah well here goes the last of the Brudenells” The Light Brigade commander before the charge.(He was one of the survivors)
If I should fall think only this of me
That in some corner of a foreign field
There will be a patch of richer dust
That will remain forever England A poem by Siegfried Sassoon killed WW1
On being told that he would soon be up and about convalescing at Bognor Regis King George (V) I think ,said “Bugger Bognor”
Though the official release was “what is the state of the empire?”
"Why I think Iam becoming a god "1st servillan roman emperor mocking the practice of deifying recently dead emperors.
“If you cant take a joke then you shouldnt have joined” last words heard by many squaddies prior to dying in an assault
"Smoke me a kipper I ll be back in time for tea"Need I say who ?What a man !Red Dwarf
“The guns have stopped firing !Its over!
My god I made it !
I survived the Great War of1914 to1917”
Captain Darling, Black Adder goes Forth.
Actually …
If I should die, think only this of me:
That there’s some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A poem by Rupert Brooke killed WW1
“Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.”
-Pancho Villa
John Wilkes Booth, a drama queen to the end, asked to see his hands (he was paralyzed), looked at them and said “Useless. Useless.”
“And he waved goodbye,
saying ‘Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day.’”
-Frosty the Snowman
As dying words go, you can’t beat Ethan Allen’s. On his deathbed, a clergyman told him that the angles were waiting for him. Allen snapped back, “Waiting, are they? Let 'em wait!”
Yeah, it’s too bad she didn’t have time to tell you about all the IBM and Microsoft shares she had squirreled away behind the wallboard in the kitchen! Hehe!
Oops, almost forgot, “I’ll be back”[/Terminator].
**“And goodnight Mrs. Calabash. Wherever you are”. ** - Jimmy Durante
Some doctor or other, checking his own pulse: “Stopped.”
“Go on then, there are other worlds than this”.
(From ‘The Gunslinger’). The line always chills me, and also, strangely, fills me with hope.
“My God , it’s full of stars”…2001
“WTF was that?”…Mayor of Hiroshima
for breakfast
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“It’s alright, darling, we have all the time in the world!”
–James Bond (George Lazenby) to his just-murdered wife Cathy (Diana Rigg)
“Fetch me my slippers!”
–Professor Higgins to Eliza Doolittle
Grandpa’s last words as he is laying in the hospital " Don’t forget to pick up the big screen and the new car I won from publishers clearinghouse" HaHa! He was always into those scams but always thought he was gonna win. Needless to say there was nothing to pick up
“Your loss, toots.”
Rev. Scot Sloan in the early days of Doonesbury after his romantic overtures have been rejected.
Cathy???
How could you forget that it’s Tracy? Teresa di Vincenzo.