I just wanna note that, while he doesn’t do for me what Barbara Eden does, Hal Roach at 100 looked like a man just over half his age. I don’t know if he had work done, but he moved pretty damn well for a guy that old. I don’t know if he had anything done, but I’m guessing he didn’t. Who the hell looks at producer/directors?
If that were true, middle-aged women–and men–would be doing pushups rather than getting breast lifts.
Not that lots of men get breast lists, but something is damn well needed.
Never underestimate the public’s aversion to exercise.
Agreed. I don’t think Patricia Arquette’s the type to go running to the plastic surgeon’s office the first time she sees a physical defect. If she was, she would’ve done something about her teeth years ago.
But also never underestimate the weight, elasticity and smooshiness of post-lactating breasts, even over very strong pecs.
Patricia’s not exactly a Hollywood skinny-skank, thank goodness. She has enough meat on her bones that her voluptuousness is quite believably natural. But she also wears my kind of bra: not so much “lift and separate” as “divide and conquer”.
And I wear bras to bed. Hurts if I don’t. I’m sure my breasts look just as attentive while I’m lying on my back, and they are much larger than hers. But without the bra? Smoosh-o-rama.
Are you kidding? Thanks to this thread, I making a list right now! 
It’s the “checking it twice” that’s the fun part, though…
And if we can extrapolate a trend from those two pictures, this is what he’ll look like in ten years.
Kate Beckinsale is a sad example of a beautiful young actress who fucked with perfection. She apparantly got the upper lip implant that is supposed to eliminate a “gummy” smile, but it instead makes you look like a kid hiding a piece of orange rind in your mouth.
She also got really bad boob implants.
I’ve never understood all the negativity directed at Pam Anderson. Other than her boobs (which she openly discusses), what has she had done? Why all the references to her being “plastic”? I think Liv Tyler and Lindsay Lohann have much worse breast implants, but they get a free pass. Pam appears to be a freakishly naturally thin woman, with a naturally pretty face, and breast implants. I don’t think she’s doing herself any favors with the plucked, pencil thin eyebrow look, though.
I saw Jerry Orbach on PBS hawking for the pledge drive a few months before he died… It’s a shame the thousands he spent on surgery was essentially wasted.
He looked frightening.
Lara Flynn Boyle was sporting the now cliche puffy-lipped/frozen face look on Conan recently. Always found it odd that people who supposedly are in the business of expressing emotion would undergo proceedures which deny that ability.
On the other hand, Jodie Foster is probably the best example of successful work I have seen. She looked great in her recent promotional shot on Letterman.
Another example of good, subtle work is Jenna Jameson (stay with me, here). She had almost no chin, and her profile really suffered for it. She got a chin implant and is now a very attractive woman.
The pontoons she carries on her chest may be a bit overdone, though…
That would explain her goatee…
You do not owe me a new monitor or keyboard, that was worth replacing them both.
Still wish you had changed it to Joan, though.
I think that Cher is in the running to steal Michael Jackson’s title. Just freakish.
I nominate Dolly, not only as most obvious, but most unabashed:
“You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!”
-Dolly Parton
The goggles… they do… AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!! My eyes, my eyes, my eyes. You bastard, couldn’t you at least post a TMI warning?
Well, she needed a shelf where she could catch the…
Do you think Mr and Mrs Kleevage knew what road little Kayla would follow in life?
Every time I see her now, I think “What a shame. She was so beautiful back when she was on Home Improvement. What she’s done to herself is just sad.”
Another who fits into that niche is Nicolette Sheridan. Her character is easily my favorite on Desperate Housewives, but every time I see her, I remember how naturally pretty she was in The Sure Thing. What a waste.
[QUOTE=sleeepy2I think Liv Tyler and Lindsay Lohann have much worse breast implants, but they get a free pass.[/QUOTE]
Umm, do you have a cite for Liv Tyler? She has spoken publicly against plastic surgery (not that is definitive)
http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=23592&cat=1056
Brian