Most tasteless band line-up for a WTC benefit concert?

In My Humble Opinion
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They have to be real bands. Here are my three:

Burning Airlines
Life Without Buildings
Anthrax

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Grateful Dead

3

Run WTC

4

The Dead Milkmen
One Million Dead Cops

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Not directly responsible, but still tasteless:
The Gaza Strippers

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Doesn’t “Einstürzende Neubauten” translate to English to something like “collapsing buildings” ?

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And Perhaps we could close the show with this appropriate little gem:

Rammstein
A man is burning
Rammstein
The smell of flesh lies in the air

Rammstein
A child is dying
Rammstein
The sun is shining

Rammstein
A sea of flames
Rammstein
Blood is coagulating on the asphalt

Rammstein
Mothers are screaming
Rammstein
The sun is shining

Rammstein
A mass grave
Rammstein
No escape
Rammstein
No birds are singing anymore
Rammstein
The sun is shining
Thank you and GOODNIGHT!

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I am the World trade Center (changed name to I am the world)

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Pretty close; “collapsing new buildings”.

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The B-52’s.
The Fireballs.
The Newlydeads.

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Anthrax and The Rolling Stones

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The Rolling Stones

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Anthrax
Overkill

Oh, wait, they really are playing a benefit show for NYC soon. Twisted Sister is also on the bill, with their first show in years. No cites, but this come from the mouth of Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider, who has a morning show in Hartford. All these bands live in the NYC area and grew up there. Ace Freely (sp?) is also going to play.

Other bands I’ve heard rumored to be on the show, from friends in the NYC scene include Nuclear Assault and SOD (Stormtroopers of Death).

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OK, I should have checked before I posted, but the concert I mentioned above is November 28 at the Hammerstein Ballroom.

No mention of SOD or Nuclear Assault, so I guess they just were rumors.

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Slaughter
Guns 'N Roses
Led Zeppelin
Jefferson Airplane
Suicidal Tendencies

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Missing Persons
10,000 Maniacs
The Clash

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Slayer
My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult

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Massive Attack
Christian Death

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madonna-- theres nothing as tasteless as her

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For the all-star singalong at the end, we need to reunite the Gang of Four. They could wow the crowd with their hit song Anthrax.

“Love will get you like a case of Anthrax,
And that’s one thing that I don’t want to catch”