Motherfreakin' redneck Obama haters!

The BBQ Pit
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This afternoon, I had eaten lunch at a Bojangles restaurant in Pendergrass, Georgia off of Interstate 85. I had finished eating and was sitting in my car in the parking lot, checking the Dope on my smartphone before heading back to a nearby flea market, where my wife and I operate a booth.

Suddenly, I noticed voices behind me. I looked back to see a group of people standing behind my car, talking about “pissing on that Obama sticker” that I had on my rear bumper.

Infuriated, I jumped out of my car and shouted, “YOU WANT TO WHAT?!” to the three white males and two females standing behind my car.

One of them said, “It’s not your car we don’t like, it’s your bumper sticker we don’t like.” Really? So because you don’t like the President that give you the right to vandalize someone’s car?

I think that because of my tinted windows they thought that the car was empty, that they didn’t expect a roaring mad 6’1" 220 pound black man to pop out of a Prius and confront their punk asses (true, I’m also 58 and I’m sure that three or more on one I couldn’t do anything more than go down swinging) and that the surprise is what made them back down.

I told them, “Well, he is our President of the United States.”

“Yeah, he is,” one of them said, as they backed away.

“And if you’ll excuse me, the smell has suddenly gotten pretty bad around here,” I said as I got back in my car and drove away.

It just burns me. Georgia is a very red state, and over the years I’ve seen thousands of Reagan, Bush and Bush bumper stickers, but I can’t drive around and support my President without worrying about my car being vandalized (I’ve already had one sticker torn off in this same area.)

Fuck them. I will not live in fear because I support Obama.

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FWIW:

A) Good for you!
B) Awesome song.

Regards,
-Bouncer-

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That sounds a lot like the trope that the church pushes forth about the evils of teh gay.

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I blame the Calvin stickers on pickup trucks. Who pisses on a bumper sticker? What victim would notice that clever political riposte.

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Time to whip out the cell and take a picture.

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I live in a very red area and hate some of the stuff I hear, it’s horrible. :mad:
sometimes I really think this needs to be two countries instead of one.

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Hate the sticker, not the… Prius?

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I live in a blue state and I am still astonished with the amount of ignorace, casual racism and outright stupidity in this country and my own state.

And then I think “for every person with an IQ over 100, there is at least one person with an IQ under 100. It’s only an average, which means there are an awful lot of documentably stupid people in the world.”

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If everybody gets smarter, won’t the “average” still be 100?

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Sort of. IQ testing is generally designed to ensure the median score is 100 for the population taking the test. So, 100 is average, but that’s only because the value is constantly being moved (upwards) to reflect the general rising trend in scoring. People who scored 100 at the age of 25 are likely to score slightly lower at the age of, say, 45. That’s not because they got dumber; it’s because the mean score rises over 20 years though their intelligence does not.

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“Go ahead. Of course you white boys will have to stand a lot closer to my car than I would to yours.”

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Now this is a reply I like!:stuck_out_tongue:

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And this would solve problems? Sort of like between India and Pakistan?
Roddy

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And here in Nashville, Music City USA, we get Celebrity Motherfreakin’ redneck Obama haters.

I can hardly wait for Romney to get his political ticket clicked so Silly Season can wrap.

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It’s hard to take a picture of a dick that small, you need a DSLR camera with optical zoom to make an accurate photo. :smiley:

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No no, just take the picture.

“As you can clearly see, this man has no penis.”

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no, not really. I spoke in the heat of the moment. :wink:

what I was thinking is I heard someone at work use the N word about our President. and yet I’m sure he thinks he is a patriot. :rolleyes:

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I was talking about taking pics of their FACES, silly. I’ve found that taking a pic of someone who is talking tough about what he’s gonna do is like sprinkling Asshole-B-Gone on him. All of a sudden he remembers that he’s supposed to be beating up someone on the other side of town.

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Well, I’m proud you didn’t wait it out and then reverse. Must have been mighty tempting.

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Except that their normed reference group at 45 would be other 45 year olds (or the age-band around 45). People with a scaled score of 100 at 25 should be expected to score the same at 45.

If IQ was rising, the average would temporarily rise above 100 until the measure was re-normed.