I’ve never understood why people put political or polarizing stickers on their car. It’s just asking for trouble.
I live in one of the bluest states and still won’t put an Obama or Steve Israel sticker on my car. Plenty of redneck cops to get grief from or random vandalism to suffer.
Are Democrats being intimidated the way the left in Germany was in 1930?
Maybe I should risk it.
Thank you for standing up to them!
Like a short skirt on a rape victim?
Yes, they do that at the dealerships all the time. It’s like a magic cake.
“Congratulations sir, on your new Prius!”
hands over keyfob to customer
<<SPROING!!! Out pops large black man>>
For women, it’s Denzel.
For gay men, RuPaul.
For straight men, Michael Jordan.
I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. I haven’t decided whether or not I want to advertise that via bumper sticker. I wonder if I would attract vandalism or not.
That would be the choice of most of the rest of us, too. 
Yes.
But rape victims generally garner more sympathy from me than someone who has had their car vandalized. YMMV.
Well, at least the Republicans feel the same way: http://www.redstate.com/6755mm/2012/08/03/why-i-fear-placing-a-romney-bumper-sticker-on-my-car/
So basically you’re just an all around dick?
I thought that the reason most Texans stayed in Texas was that nobody told them they were allowed to leave.
Why would we want to go anywhere else? We’ve got most of what we want right here.
On the other hand, we also have Rick Perry. Oh, the shame, the shame of it.
I don’t have the nerve to put an Obama sticker on my car in this conservative area that I’m in. Some of these people around here scare me.
I was at the grocery store the other day and noticed a car with a sticker that read all liberals should be spayed and neutered. I wanted to scowl at the owner of the car, but they didn’t come out while I was there. Probably a good thing.
Hey, the more Texans that stay in Texas the less there are annoying the citizens of nearby states. Now if only we could get all the Californians to stay in California.
Dunno, man, how’s the curl on your beaches?
I don’t really understand bumper stickers as a concept anyway. Has anyone ever in the history of the world had their mind changed by one? What is the point? People are either going to agree with you, so yay, or disagree with you, so they essentially serve to just randomly piss people off.
Even worse, when someone cuts you off in traffic or otherwise drives like an idiot, you end up annoyed and staring at a political name–not the emotion association they would probably want.
I live in the Shallow South and drive around with two Obama bumper stickers next to each other. One from 2008 and one from now.
Think about how much Planned Parenthood funding that’d take…