You Motherfucker!
Yes YOU!
Thanks for taking a small bit of my time today and pissing all over it. It was such a nice day too, till your smug mug came along.
It was an unfortunate series of events that placed me behind your noxious ass going up the mountian.
Oh what a glory it was being stuck behind you (yes you, ya bastard.)
Did you think I was coughing and fanning the air to be dramatic? FUCKER! No, in reality the coughing was because I could not fricking BREATHE! Trust me, I have a stack of medical bills here to show a history of problems with my lungs.
When you noticed your smoke was bothering me, did I get a sorry my bad look? NO! You instead, turned and smiled at my plight. Without getting off your fucking cellphone!
Oh how I wanted to kick you in the ass in hopes that smug monkey face would be stuck. Just once may Allah make those lies told to me in my youth true. Alas, no, I was unable to give you a smack and leave that grin stuck on your noggin. You are a self centered Ass nugget.
(yes YOU!)
If only my city law enforcment officials would ticket you illegal smoking polluting nasty bastards.
I hope one day you brun your snide nasty lips sucking on that polluting exaust pipe on that shit mobiel you drive. Spare me the, it just started to smoke like that crap. When the back of a car is covered in that sick soot it is a damn fine indicator the James Bond smoke screen device has been running for quite some time.
To all the other dumb asses driving around with the wall of smoke following you. Get to a fucking mechanic and get it fixed! The city has trucks that drives around to spray for Mosquitos, we do not not need your rusting hooptie mobile helping out.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Thank goodness I had my inhaler.
Oh, I also noticed the irony of this coupled with your “save the earth” bumper sticker. How fucking cute.
