If you smoke regularly the stench of cigarette smoke sticks to your clothing. Your hair. Your breath reeks of it regardless of how often you brush your teeth or how many mints you suck on.
So don’t be surprised when I try my best to move any conversation with you out of my office:
a) Close confines concentrates the smell.
b) The odor of tobacco lingers way after you’ve left.
So…hows about we move our discussion to the conference room? Or, even better, how about we sit on a bench in the courtyard?
One aspect of stricter smoking laws in the last few years is that when a smoker comes inside after his nic-fix, the reek of his clothing is especially sudden and intrusive and unpleasant. I guess ten or fifteen years back I was constantly surrounded and became desensitized, much like the smokers themselves.
So… how’s about you quit whining like a little bitch? I’m sure no one wants to look at your ugly face or listen to your advice on how to beat the cancer or smell your disgusting cologne or watch your fat rolls jiggle as you hobble to the elevator to go up one floor, or deal with whatever other annoying habit you no doubt have.
Quit being a hypersensitive git and move on, or grow a set and tell the person who smokes instead of getting on the internet and posting about it, looking for validation.
No, just tired of passive agressive retards hopping on the internet to bitch about someone smelling like smoke. If this is the sort of thing that motivates you to log on to a message board and post about it, you need to read some fucking current events or something.
And to cut the next few whiners off at the pass: Yes, I’m an asshole. I don’t give a shit. If all you can do is cry about me being a big old meaning, then save us all some time and just shut the fuck up.
Our clients bring in stacks and stacks of files into our office on a regular basis and I cringe when one hands me a stack of brittle, yellow papers. Those fuckers stink up our ENTIRE filing room.
If that one stack can make our filing room smell SO BAD, I don’t even want to imagine what their homes smell like.
I worked with a bunch of smokers, and it was funny. . . some smelled a lot, some a little, some not at all. I wonder if it matters where they smoke, how much, or the brand of cigarettes. Some do seem to be worse than others.
Well, I meant my comment in a more productive way, why not try to report the post and send it off to MPSIMS? I think if we didn’t have the language from that one post, this thread easily could have been moved, as it REALLY is a mild “rant”.
What if they don’t have to? Should they time their cigarette breaks to their bowel schedule? But then what if they’re not in a convenient place to do both? What happens then? I suppose they’d have to choose, and then be relegated to either stinking like smoke or exploding from a bowel obstruction, neither of which is healthy and both of which would probably get them pitted…
And god help them if they don’t wash their hands after they shit… that’s a whole 'nother thread…