It has recently come to my attention that Mothers Against Smoking Concrete really needs to come to terms with its prudish past. You see, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, undeniably believe that all Mothers
Against Smoking Concrete wants is to subject us to the demonic loud yapping of psychotic litterbugs. And because of that belief, I’m going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter,
I’m going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that if there’s an untold story here, it’s that its cronies believe that it has a “special” perspective on immoralism which carries with it a
“special” right to limit the terms of debate by declaring certain subjects beyond discussion. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to
help others to see through the empty and meaningless statements uttered by it and its lackeys. Once we have absorbed and understood Mothers Against Smoking Concrete’s vicious ideologies, it is our
inescapable responsibility to do whatever is necessary to make Mothers Against Smoking Concrete answer for its wrongdoings. That’s all I have time now to write. If you want to get more insight into
Mothers Against Smoking Concrete’s mentality, though, then study the details of its tracts. Try to see the big picture: It will decisively amaze you. It will take your breath away. And it will convince you that we
have come full-circle.
I gotta disagree with you on this one.
No offence.
The SECOND manifesto!!
Hasnt the ATF taken care of this wack job yet? ::jumps behind a bunker::
Wheres Janet Reno when you need him?? 
** B_Line!! ** first you’re hiding behind me, and then when I go to look for you, you’ve taken off!
I’m on record as to the fact, I’m not only NOT ashamed of being a board certified member of MASC ** our very own techchick’s wonderful protective agency ** but I’ve pledged every last dollar of my husband’s money to support this watchdog organization that will rid the world of this horrible plague!!
** Fonz, ** I really think you probably ought to take some kind of offense here. It was meant to be taken either offensively or defensively. Put your helmet on (falling cement, ya know 
) and take a stand!!
I thought Janet Reno was a lady 
Didn’t I already not read this?
** saucy, ** :::::scary tone:::::::it’s baaacckkk!!
- Official Platinum Member of MASC
Mothers Against Smoking Concrete
I get it! It’s all part of the test!
You can’t fool me, Alan Turing!
panama jack
Heck, I’m not even Australian.
I gotta disagree with you on this one.
No offence.
Don’t you know the effects of smoking concrete?
Can’t you see what it’s doing to our nation’s children?
I can’t believe anyone would advocate smoking concrete as being a safe and a non-lethal recreational drug?
It has come to my attention that there will be hearings in front of congress to get warning labels posted on each bag of concrete.
Smoking concrete is as addictive as heroine, to wean people off concrete they have to have sand patches or clay gum. They endure months of physical and psychological pain.
I appeal to your senses, your human if not hard qualities, please stop this nonsense now. Smoking concrete is hazardous to your health.
< off soap box now >
I’m sorry, I think you all are confusing the smoking of concrete with the smoking of Portland cement. Everyone know that smoking concrete is, comparatively speaking, rather harmless. At the worst, it makes you very stupid, which is why the name for it on the street is “rockhead” or “Barney Rubble”.
However, smoking Portland cement directly, in what is known as a “concrete pipe”, is much more dangerous. Portland cement, as you know, is the active ingredient in concrete. When it’s combined with other things, such as sand, gravel, pebbles, etc. it forms concrete. Smoking unadulterated PC, however, can be extremely dangerous, not to mention addictive. Also, strengths may vary, depending on which manufacturer it comes from. Generally, your generic, PC will be much less effective at giving you that concrete “high” than a major brand name.
I strongly urge MASC to focus more of its attention on this much more dangerous substance.
Here are a couple of websites. I think one of the first items on MASC’s agenda ought to be public awareness–I don’t see any mention on either of these websites about the possible dangers of smoking either concrete or Portland cement.
http://www.concrete.com/
http://www.portcement.org/
And I think we should all write to our congressmen, and get those e-mail ditto machines cranking. Our children’s lives are at stake!
P.S. I’d say, “Janet Reno is no lady”, but the last time I said it, she punched me in the mouth.
** NTM ** She didn’t * mean * to punch you in the mouth, it was an ill fated accident. She was too busy dancing to “My Sharona” her favorite song, she * always* gets carried away with it’s manical beat.
Also, being a * Platinum member of MASC * I will take up the interesting dilemma you’ve posed with regards to this Portland cement being the more dangerous of the addictive substances with ** techie (being a bonafide member of MASC allows me familiarities with her name, that are not just given to * just anyone * ) at our next MASC meeting which takes place behind any dumpster we can find available. Thank you for your kind attentions to this matter.
** Fonz ** I find it offensive that you mean no offense in not taking an active defensive stand here! 
Well, all right then, if it will make you happy -->:)
I hereby reverses my position and now mean to offend those I excluded priorly, or words to those effect.
concrete, everyone is replying to you like you actually said something but I think maybe you just created the text for the whole post from a complaint generator or something. In that vein I am generating my response to your post using Scott Pakin’s automatic complaint-letter generator.
Iswote,
We are aware of that…MrCynical broke the code last night.
Now on to our regularly scheduled MASC meeting…
** techie ** Hey, which dumpster was I supposed to meet you at tonight, anyway??? I met a number of homeless people who listened to my speech on concrete, both the mixing of it and the blasting of it, (the homeless are evidently in desperate need of concrete, so intently did they give me their undivided attention, I was quite impressed) but you didn’t show up, so I have no minutes to report. The dumpster was a bit full and um…odiferous in the extreme. But, that is all I have for now, Chief Techie.
::::::::::::::::password:::::duck/run/cover concrete/don’t rain on our parade/we aren’t so dumb we took it seriously/we love being nuts/it’s been a tough week
Platinum member of MASC, secretary post mortem to Chief Techie Mothers Against Smoking Concrete