Motionless Electromagnetic Generator

According to this site it produces 500% more power than it takes in, and somehow its gotten a patent. I know we’ve got a few electrical engineers on the board, can any of them make sense of this stuff enough to tell if the thing’ll actually work?

I don’t need to read it to tell you it’s all crap. There are plenty of “free electricity” out there. So why are we still paying for electricity?

Yeah, Sure, whatever.

By the way, getting a patent on something does not mean it works. You are not required to prove it works.

Yeah, I know, but I thought that the patent office automatically pitched patent applications for such things into the trash when they got them. That’s why I was curious about it getting one.

The first thing that went through my head when I visited that page was, “Hey, that thing looks like a transformer.”

But I downloaded the paper, read the claims and skimmed some of it to see what it really was. Finally I got bored and figure I’d skip to the end and see their results, diagrams, whatever. To be honest, I was a little disappointed to find out that, really, it isn’t anything but a transformer. I’d have thought they could at least have come up with something to add to it.

They are, after all, throwing out the old Maxwell-Heaviside U(1) Electromagnetics and replacing it with the NEW Gillette Triple-Bladed O(3) Electromagnetics! And they’re using the “Sachs Unified Field Theory” and Drude Electron Gasses!
And don’t forget, it’s a nanocrystalline magnet in there, not just some ordinary run-of-the-mill magnet.

If you did happen to download the paper and are wondering how I even managed to understand it’s just a transformer, check out their diagram of ‘laboratory set-up’ which shows the input coils (a.k.a. primary) and output coils (a.k.a. secondary). And look at their impressive chart, showing ‘power out’ increasing with ‘voltage in’. Well, that’s really not surprising. Notice they don’t have any ‘power in’. (Of course not, the power in comes for free from the active vacuum!!).

They get points for using a lot of terms without sounding too crazy. Yet they still have enough humorous passages, like :

(italics original, bolding added by me)

Hey, thanks for shortening that up for us! Apparently ‘in short’ means, “put in italics and maybe run-it-all-together-with-hyphens-so-it-sounds-like-you’re-talking-fast-which-means-you’re-taking-less-time-to-say-it-so-it-must-be-shorter.”

You’re right!! Suddenly I see it! How could I have been so blind! I’m ready to give Negentropy a chance!

The only really funny thing is that this group is calling themselves “Magnetic Energy Limited” on the front page. Maybe it really is a joke.

I did not find the part where they ask you to send money. I wonder if this is new technique where they expect people to volunteer to invest in their scheme.