Movie Marathon (Part 3)

Bad Movie Accent Impressions

  1. Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke’s attempt at a Cockney accent)
  2. Ocean’s Eleven (Don Cheadle, ditto)
  3. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Keanu Reeves has an accent that sounds English by way of Southern California)
  4. Snatch (Brad Pitt’s hackneyed cockney accent)
  5. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner, British accent so bad that it was mocked by Cary Elwes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
  6. Con Air (Nicolas Cage does Nicolas Cage with a southern accent)
  7. From Hell (Heather Graham slaughters a Cockney accent)
  8. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Dick Van Dyke doesn’t even try to pull off an English accent - damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t!)

Bad Movie Accent Impressions

  1. Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke’s attempt at a Cockney accent)
  2. Ocean’s Eleven (Don Cheadle, ditto)
  3. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Keanu Reeves has an accent that sounds English by way of Southern California)
  4. Snatch (Brad Pitt’s hackneyed cockney accent)
  5. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner, British accent so bad that it was mocked by Cary Elwes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
  6. Con Air (Nicolas Cage does Nicolas Cage with a southern accent)
  7. From Hell (Heather Graham slaughters a Cockney accent)
  8. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Dick Van Dyke doesn’t even try to pull off an English accent - damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t!)
  9. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery has so many bad accents to choose from - Untouchables, Highlander, etc. but his Russian sub commander stands out)

Bad Movie Accent Impressions

  1. Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke’s attempt at a Cockney accent)
  2. Ocean’s Eleven (Don Cheadle, ditto)
  3. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Keanu Reeves has an accent that sounds English by way of Southern California)
  4. Snatch (Brad Pitt’s hackneyed cockney accent)
  5. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner, British accent so bad that it was mocked by Cary Elwes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
  6. Con Air (Nicolas Cage does Nicolas Cage with a southern accent)
  7. From Hell (Heather Graham slaughters a Cockney accent)
  8. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Dick Van Dyke doesn’t even try to pull off an English accent - damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t!)
  9. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery has so many bad accents to choose from - Untouchables, Highlander, etc. but his Russian sub commander stands out)
  10. Kindergarten Cop (Ahnold in his most improbable role: an LAPD detective assigned to teach little kids in Oregon) (Adding insult to injury: Kindergarten Cop 2 replaced Ahnold with Dolph Lundgren. Those poor kids.)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)
  4. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)
  4. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
  5. The Ring (2002)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)
  4. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
  5. The Ring (2002)
  6. Children of the Corn (1984)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)
  4. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
  5. The Ring (2002)
  6. Children of the Corn (1984)
  7. The Good Son (1993)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)
  4. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
  5. The Ring (2002)
  6. Children of the Corn (1984)
  7. The Good Son (1993)
  8. Pet Sematary (1989)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)
  4. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
  5. The Ring (2002)
  6. Children of the Corn (1984)
  7. The Good Son (1993)
  8. Pet Sematary (1989)
  9. The Turn of the Screw (1961)

Little children are MONSTERS!

  1. Village of the Damned (1995)
  2. The Omen (1976)
  3. Children of the Damned (1964)
  4. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
  5. The Ring (2002)
  6. Children of the Corn (1984)
  7. The Good Son (1993)
  8. Pet Sematary (1989)
  9. The Turn of the Screw (1961)
  10. The Bad Seed (1956)

Noir

  1. Touch of Evil (1958)

Noir

  1. Touch of Evil (1958)
  2. Double Indemnity (1944)

Noir

  1. Touch of Evil (1958)
  2. Double Indemnity (1944)
  3. Basic Instinct (1992)

Noir

  1. Touch of Evil (1958)
  2. Double Indemnity (1944)
  3. Basic Instinct (1992)
  4. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)

Noir

  1. Touch of Evil (1958)
  2. Double Indemnity (1944)
  3. Basic Instinct (1992)
  4. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
  5. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)

Noir

  1. Touch of Evil (1958)
  2. Double Indemnity (1944)
  3. Basic Instinct (1992)
  4. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
  5. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
  6. Notorious (1946)

My all-time favorite in the genre.

Noir

  1. Touch of Evil (1958)
  2. Double Indemnity (1944)
  3. Basic Instinct (1992)
  4. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
  5. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
  6. Notorious (1946)
  7. Sudden Fear ;1952)