Kermit: “That’s pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street. If frogs couldn’t jump I’d be gone with the Schwinn.”
Truck Driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.
Rizzo the Rat: There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.
Sweetums: Jack not name. Jack job!
Kermit: “Bear left.” Fozzie: “Right, frog.”
News Editor: “Next time? Next time?! What makes you think there’s going to be a next time?”
Kermit: “Well, if there isn’t, it’s going to be a very short movie.”
Kermit: “That’s pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street. If frogs couldn’t jump I’d be gone with the Schwinn.”
Truck Driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.
Rizzo the Rat: There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.
Sweetums: Jack not name. Jack job!
Kermit: “Bear left.” Fozzie: “Right, frog.”
News Editor: “Next time? Next time?! What makes you think there’s going to be a next time?”
Kermit: “Well, if there isn’t, it’s going to be a very short movie.”
[Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]
Kermit: “That’s pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street. If frogs couldn’t jump I’d be gone with the Schwinn.”
Truck Driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.
Rizzo the Rat: There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.
Sweetums: Jack not name. Jack job!
Kermit: “Bear left.” Fozzie: “Right, frog.”
News Editor: “Next time? Next time?! What makes you think there’s going to be a next time?”
Kermit: “Well, if there isn’t, it’s going to be a very short movie.”
[Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]
Kermit: “That’s pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street. If frogs couldn’t jump I’d be gone with the Schwinn.”
Truck Driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.
Rizzo the Rat: There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.
Sweetums: Jack not name. Jack job!
Kermit: “Bear left.” Fozzie: “Right, frog.”
News Editor: “Next time? Next time?! What makes you think there’s going to be a next time?”
Kermit: “Well, if there isn’t, it’s going to be a very short movie.”
[Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]
Father: No, Christine, that’s a frog. Bears wear hats.
Fozzie the Bear: Ah, a bear in his natural habitat, a Studebaker!
Beauregard: What’s your room number?
Fozzie: Oh, I don’t know - we’re on the second floor.
Beau: Oh, I’m sorry! I can only take you as far as the lobby! (CRASH)
Kermit: “That’s pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street. If frogs couldn’t jump I’d be gone with the Schwinn.”
Truck Driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.
Rizzo the Rat: There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.
Sweetums: Jack not name. Jack job!
Kermit: “Bear left.” Fozzie: “Right, frog.”
News Editor: “Next time? Next time?! What makes you think there’s going to be a next time?”
Kermit: “Well, if there isn’t, it’s going to be a very short movie.”
[Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]
Father: No, Christine, that’s a frog. Bears wear hats.
Fozzie the Bear: Ah, a bear in his natural habitat, a Studebaker!
Beauregard: What’s your room number?
Fozzie: Oh, I don’t know - we’re on the second floor.
Beau: Oh, I’m sorry! I can only take you as far as the lobby! (CRASH)
Scooge: “How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly UNEMPLOYED?”
Mice bookkeepers: “Heat wave!”
Man: “Welcome to Great Britain.”
Fozzie: “OH NO! We’ll never get to England now!”
Rizzo the Rat: “Mother always taught me: never eat singing food."
“It Just Feels So Weird.” “You Mean That Mr. Arrow’s Dead?” “Yeah, That, And My Pants Are Filled With Starfish.” “You And Your Hobbies.”
“We’re Statford and Waldorf. We’re here to heckle The Muppet Movie.”
Dorcas: “What is it, Neville?”
Neville: “Umm … er, er … pig. Um, climbing up the, uh, the outside of the house, dear.”
Dorcas: “Oh.”
Fozzie: “Hey there, wanna lift?”
Big Bird: “Oh, no thanks. I’m on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.”
Fozziwig: “My speech! Here’s my Christmas speech. Ahem. ‘Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.’”
Jacob Marley: “That was the speech?”
Robert Marley: “It was dumb!”
Jacob Marley: “It was obvious!”
Robert Marley: “It was pointless!”
Jacob Marley: “It was… short!” (turns to Robert)
Jacob and Robert Marley (in unison): “I loved it!”