Movie Marathon (Part 3)

People you’d like to see a biopic for who don’t currently have one

  1. Syd Barrett - Pink Floyd founder
  2. Ted “Double Duty” Radcliffe
  3. Jack McNeice - Member and eventual leader of the Filthy Thirteen
  4. Robin Williams
  5. Alma Mahler
  6. Walt Disney
  7. St. Olga of Kyiv
  8. Louis “Satchmo” Armstrong

People you’d like to see a biopic for who don’t currently have one

  1. Syd Barrett - Pink Floyd founder
  2. Ted “Double Duty” Radcliffe
  3. Jack McNeice - Member and eventual leader of the Filthy Thirteen
  4. Robin Williams
  5. Alma Mahler
  6. Walt Disney
  7. St. Olga of Kyiv
  8. Louis “Satchmo” Armstrong
  9. George Washington

There’s a movie coming out next year for the USA 250th that looks like it will focus on his service in the Virginia militia during the French and Indian War, but I’ve long thought he deserves a big-budget, full-life (or at the very least the Revolution and his Presidency), well-made biopic.

  1. Syd Barrett - Pink Floyd founder
  2. Ted “Double Duty” Radcliffe
  3. Jack McNeice - Member and eventual leader of the Filthy Thirteen
  4. Robin Williams
  5. Alma Mahler
  6. Walt Disney
  7. St. Olga of Kyiv
  8. Louis “Satchmo” Armstrong
  9. George Washington
  10. Rosalind Franklin
    supposedly there’s a film in the works specifically about her contribution to the discovery of DNA, starring Natalie Portman, and there was a film called The Double Helix, in which she was played by Nicole Kidman, but I want a film about her whole life.

And she needs to be played by Rachel Dratch, or Mayim Bialik, not Nicole Kidman.

Next topic in a few minutes

OK: next is Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
    (not necessary to include the year, unless there are multiple films with the same title)

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.

A lovable drunk as an airline pilot? I think I may take a later flight.

:laughing:

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  4. Mickey Rooney as I.Y. Yunioshi: Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I guess that makes Flight, with Denzel Washington, almost a remake.

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  4. Mickey Rooney as I.Y. Yunioshi: Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  5. John Wayne as Genghis Khan, The Conqueror

Horribly miscast, and it may have cost him his life.

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  4. Mickey Rooney as I.Y. Yunioshi: Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  5. John Wayne as Genghis Khan, The Conqueror
  6. Johnny Depp as Tonto, The Lone Ranger, 2013

Only “explicable” from the standpoint that Depp was a massive, bankable star at that point; the rest of Hollywood had figured out, by 2013, that casting white people as Native Americans wasn’t cool anymore.

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Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  4. Mickey Rooney as I.Y. Yunioshi: Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  5. John Wayne as Genghis Khan, The Conqueror
  6. Johnny Depp as Tonto, The Lone Ranger, 2013
  7. Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones, The World is not Enough

Yes she’s got the bond girl attractiveness, but she can’t pull off having the smarts to be a nuclear physicist.

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  4. Mickey Rooney as I.Y. Yunioshi: Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  5. John Wayne as Genghis Khan, The Conqueror
  6. Johnny Depp as Tonto, The Lone Ranger, 2013
  7. Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones, The World is not Enough
  8. Jared Leto as The Joker, Suicide Squad

Plenty of miscast roles in the original movie but Leto’s Joker stands out as the worst.

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  4. Mickey Rooney as I.Y. Yunioshi: Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  5. John Wayne as Genghis Khan, The Conqueror
  6. Johnny Depp as Tonto, The Lone Ranger, 2013
  7. Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones, The World is not Enough
  8. Jared Leto as The Joker, Suicide Squad
  9. Alan Arkin as Inspector Clouseau, Inspector Clouseau, 1968

Peter Sellers he was not.

Inexplicable casting choices

  1. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne: Scarlet Letter, 1995
  2. Dean Martin as an airline pilot in Airport, 1970.
  3. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  4. Mickey Rooney as I.Y. Yunioshi: Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  5. John Wayne as Genghis Khan, The Conqueror
  6. Johnny Depp as Tonto, The Lone Ranger, 2013
  7. Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones, The World is not Enough
  8. Jared Leto as The Joker, Suicide Squad
  9. Alan Arkin as Inspector Clouseau, Inspector Clouseau, 1968
  10. Michael Keaton at Bruce Wayne/Batman, Batman, 1989

At the time, Keaton was well-known as a comedic actor (Mr. Mom, Night Shift, among others), and it was known that this Batman film was not going to be a zany comedy. As someone remarked at the time, “Mr. Mom as Batman? They’re kidding, right?”

Next:

Biopics, and Who They Are About

  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis

Biopics, and Who They Are About

  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. The Aviator (2004), Howard Hughes
  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. The Aviator (2004), Howard Hughes
  3. Blossoms in the Dust (1941) Edna Gladney
    (very loose interpretation of facts)

Biopics, and Who They Are About

  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. The Aviator (2004), Howard Hughes
  3. Blossoms in the Dust (1941) Edna Gladney
  4. Gandhi (1982), Mahatma Gandhi

Biopics, and Who They Are About

  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. The Aviator (2004), Howard Hughes
  3. Blossoms in the Dust (1941) Edna Gladney
  4. Gandhi (1982), Mahatma Gandhi
  5. Brian’s Song (1971/made for TV), Brian Piccolo

-“BB”-

Which became the basis of Keaton’s Birdman.

In play:

Biopics, and Who They Are About

  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. The Aviator (2004), Howard Hughes
  3. Blossoms in the Dust (1941) Edna Gladney
  4. Gandhi (1982), Mahatma Gandhi
  5. Brian’s Song (1971/made for TV), Brian Piccolo
  6. Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022), “Weird” Al Yancovic

Biopics, and Who They Are About

  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. The Aviator (2004), Howard Hughes
  3. Blossoms in the Dust (1941) Edna Gladney
  4. Gandhi (1982), Mahatma Gandhi
  5. Brian’s Song (1971/made for TV), Brian Piccolo
  6. Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022), “Weird” Al Yancovic
  7. Tennessee Johnson (1942), Andrew Johnson

Biopics, and Who They Are About

  1. Great Balls of Fire (1989), Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. The Aviator (2004), Howard Hughes
  3. Blossoms in the Dust (1941) Edna Gladney
  4. Gandhi (1982), Mahatma Gandhi
  5. Brian’s Song (1971/made for TV), Brian Piccolo
  6. Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022), “Weird” Al Yancovic
  7. Tennessee Johnson (1942), Andrew Johnson
  8. Coal Miner’sDaughter (1980), Loretta Lynn