Movie one liners

Seems odd, in retrospect, that a cargo/mining ship would have planet nuking capabilities. :dubious:

You’re thinking of the first movie. “Alien”

She said it in the second movie, “Aliens” where they came in a military spaceship with a platoon of Space Marines, armed to handle almost anything.

Unless I’ve been whooshed.
:wink:

Nope- I erred.

Didn’t there used to be an “embarrassed” smiley?

Missed the edit window, but wanted to add one.

“Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?”

How about this one: :o

Answers to some of my previous quotes:

  1. Limitless
  2. The Matrix
  3. Pretty Woman
  4. Breaker Morant
  5. True Lies
  1. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
  2. Casino Royale
  3. From Russia With Love, when the Soviet defector with a codebreaking machine asks if Bond will make love to her in England
  4. Breaker Morant
  5. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
  1. Notorious
  2. First Monday in October

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

To wit:

Cover me,you limp dick fuckups!

I’m guessing right about now you couldn’t find a dixie coonskin with an Ohio hooker holding your prick and showing you the way.

Two from the same movie.

“Game over man. Game over.”
“Why don’t you put her in charge?!”

“OK. You have a plethora of pinatas!”

“No… you brought two too many.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig.”

“Man has climbed Mount Everest…gone to the bottom of the ocean…he has fired rockets at the Moon…split the atom…achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour…EXCEPT CRIME!!”

And three from the same movie:
“Sorry, Shorty.”
“It’s for you.”
“You dig.”

EDIT: Ninja’ed by Neo-Claredic!

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

They don’t talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, “Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I’ve ever seen in my life.” They just walk around the Ponderosa: “Yes, Pa, where’s Little Joe?” Nothin’ about broads. I don’t think I’m being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don’t care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I’m beginning to think that show doesn’t have too much realism.

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

“I think everybody oughta fuck everybody else till we’re all the same color!” Warren Beatty

“Stay on the bomb run, boys! I’m gonna get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek.” - Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove

and all manufacturers of dairy products.

“So, Jorge, do you know what a plethora is?”

Charles Bronson in “Once upon a time in the west”.

“What if he can read our minds?”
“He’ll be real mad when he gets to mine.”

Why so serious?

“May your first child be a masculine child!”

“Thirty-Seven!?!”

“Einstein was probably one of them.”

“Can’t you see it’s probably better this way? If I came to work for you, you’d just end up my bitch.”

“No capes!”

“Your hands are cold.”

“Had your chance; muffed it. Good morning!”