What are you, some rehab counselor? Just sell me the [expletive deleted] drugs.
“I was in the neighborhood, feelin’ daffy.”
“. . . I’m CEO, bitch.”
You think that if you get a little wife…or girlfriend that you don’t pay? You pay. Then you can’t be sure you’ll get it. With Naomi…You pay, and you get it. You get it good.
Soylent Green and Silent Movie (as uttered by Marcel Marceau, no less), respectively.
Both from Groundhog Day.
The Social Network (a very bland name for a pretty good movie).
Where else can you get a virgin to sit on your face for seven bucks?
Yup 
“You’ll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.”
I think this is from Diner.
“Pull!”
“The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle and the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true”
*History of the World, Part I
The Princess Bride*
“I’m calling about the bomb, Dmitri… The bomb, Dmitri… The hydrogen bomb.”
“They say a slice off a cut loaf’s never missed.”
“Kinky!”
“Ah, he’s drunk.”
“A dream, to some… a nightmare to others!”
The first is correct - it’s good to be the King.
The second is not - too modern.
Danny Kay – The Court Jester
William Holden in The Wild Bunch: “If they move, kill 'em!”
Correct
“Peel me a grape”
“That’s our Hitler!”