but I would have to say that my most frequently used movie quote is from Robocop:
“I’ll buy that for a dollar!”
It pops out of my mouth unbidden. There are many others that crop up, but that one really is the one I say most often.
stoid
VogueVixen, how could I forget that CaddyShack line? well, looks like I’m gonna be renting a movie…
and I remembered one!
“do you smoke after Sex?”
“I dunno baby, I never looked!”
Austin Powers II International Man of Mystery
“There you are!” (Austin Powers)
“Do I know you?” (some Texan guy)
“NO! but there you are!!” (Austin Powers)
Austin Powers I
“I AM INVINCIBLE!!!” (Boris, Goldeneye)
I use the above a lot seeing as I work with computers…
only problem, I work in a corporate office… I get lotsa strange looks at work…
ummm…
I use “Wait a Tick!”
and… “Crikey!!”
a lot also, both from Austin Powers
ummm…
y’all remember that scene from Billy Madison where that kid is all like I had an accident, what do you mean you had an accident, and then the kid turns around to reveal a BIG wet spot on his jeans in the crotch, and Adam Sandler yells… “GOO!!!” I use that ALL the time!!!
anyhow… I’m sure I’ll think of more… Peace, out
BF uses
“Crums, Chief! What do we do now?” (Penfold, from Danger Mouse)
a lot
Well, when I say something quick and witty that’s mine, it’s usually to slam someone. And then only my SO hears it, whereupon he says, “WHAM!” When I slam him, however, he falls to the floor trying to reach the knife in his back, with all the requisite caterwauling. I’m not exaggerating.
OK, that was a hijack. I’ll add that I also use the “He don’t even have his license, Lisa” line from Sixteen Candles, as well as the “She got married?” line. And (this is going to sound bad), I use the “Well you moved in, didn’t you?” line from Splash, in response to “Do you love me?” He knows I’m joking…
Also, I noticed someone on the SDMB refer to his/her SO as “my to blave” (Princess Bride). I like it! I think I might start using that.
There is a new rug in the computer room. Everyone who sees it must say, “It really ties the room together”, a la The Big Lebowski.
Lowellster wrote:
They have commodes on satellites now?!
Um … what happens when you flush the toilet all the way up there in geostationary orbit?
Am I the only one who uses
“Right turn, Clyde.” ???
Clint Eastwood, in one of the Dirty Harry movies, I think.
I just love that line and use it without thinking - cracks me up every time.
I am easily amused. I also love using
“there is no spoon” from the Matrix (love that movie!)
I find that the Simpsons provides a quote for any imaginable situation, and a few others.
Brain: “That’s it I’m outta here”
Lost: As I don’t remember Dirty Harry having a frisky orangutan as a sidekick, I’m pretty sure “Right turn, Clyde” is from the Every Which Way You Can/Any Which Way But Loose movies. But yeah, it’s pretty hilarious.
Some of my faves have already been cited, but:
I was misinformed.
–Casablanca (this one and too many others to list here)
Thanks for the advice, pal.
–Die Hard
Oh, we’re telling the truth.
–The Big Chill
Good answer.
–Back to School (Sam Kinison-style, not Family Feud-style)
Get used to disappointment.
–Princess Bride
This was no boating accident.
–Jaws
This whole thing is just who knows who, and then over here you got favoritism.
–Raising Arizona
Yeah, I’ve got one just like it in my living room.
–Close Encounters of the Third Kind
You’re a bad pony, and I’m not gonna bet on you.
–House of Games
I can’t believe I forgot:
I’m a tree, I can bend.
–9 to 5
“He don’t even have a license Lisa.” is from Weird Science.
I use
“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.” - Army of Darkness
“You’re so analytical. Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you.”
“I think the guy in the hat did something terrible.” - both from The Big Chill
“Sell crazy somewhere else, we’re all full up here.” - As Good as it Gets
“You had me at hello.”- Jerry McGuire (I always use it at inappropriate moments though)
“What is your major malfunction” - Full Metal Jacket
As well as various televisionisms.
Never get out of the boat.
“You don’t want to fuck around with infinity” - Robert De Niro in Mean Streets
“I got the fuzzy end of the lollipop” - Marilyn Monroe in Some Like it Hot"
When I’m walking across the street, and almost get hit by a car, what do I say?
"I’m walking here! I’m walking!" - Midnight Cowboy
When I have to put together the monthly “kilometres driven” list for the trucks on my crew, what do I say (usually repeatedly)?
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are." - Repo Man
Ooh, yeah, of course, that’s a good one.
I say it to my cat.
No, really.
lissener, Samonek: I didn’t think anyone else was going to mention BB. Here’s more:
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the Eighth Dimension
“Nice suit. What’s in the big pink box?”
“Everyone ‘need see Buckaroo’.”
“Sealed with a curse, as sharp as a knife.
Doomed is-a your soul and-a damned is-a your life.”
-“Where are we going?”
-“Planet 10!”
-“When are we going?”
-“Real soon!”
Pipeliner, every such list has got to have Repo Man:
“There’s fuckin’ room to move as a fry cook!”
And, for more Alex Cox, Straight to Hell:
(positively screamed by a very pregnant Courtney Love): “NORWOOD! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE!! NORWOOOOOD!!”
T2:
“This does not help our mission.”
Total Recall:
“Cheap domes.” (in answer to, e.g., “What happened to John?” i.e., where did John go?)
The Big Lebowski:
(in stoner whine) “He treats objects like women, man.”
The Philladelphia Story:
“The course of true love–”
“–gathers no moss.”
And, the inevitable:
“That’s no moon.”
“I sure hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission.”
[whine]“But I was going to go to Tashi station and get some power convertors.”[/whine]
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
“Never tell me the odds.”
In the 8o’s, my cousin and I couldn’t hold a conversation without using “Great White North” quotes:
“Take off, you hoser!”
“No, YOU take off!”
“No, YOU take off!”
[hijack]I recently bought the Doug and Bob McKenzie diorama. Doug and Bob are sitting on their set; there are buttons on the sides that, when pressed, play the following clips: “Take off, eh, you hoser!” “It’s a jelly” “Good day, eh”, and the badly sung theme song “Coo Roo Coo Coo Coo Coo Coo Cooo…”[/hijack]
Oh, I do that. But I forget that I’m using movie quotes. I have always called my dogs “hosers” because they are Black Labradors.