“Son, you’ve got a panty on your head.” from Raising Arizona, whenever someone pulls a bonehead move.
“So many social engagements, so little time.” same, when sarcatically responding to the question, “What are you doing this weekend?” or something similar.
“He sleeps with the fishes.” The Godfather. When asked where someone went, where is so and so.
Here’s another one I can’t believe nobody has mentioned yet. When Vizzini and Wesley are taking the poisoned wine, and Vizzini goes off on a long rant about Australia, Socrates, Strength, etc… And Carey Elwes comes back
with an absolutely perfectly deadpan:
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect…”
It’s a great line for taking the wind out of the sails
of someone who’s being a pretentious know-it-all.
“Groovy…” -Ash/Evil Dead. Use whenever appropriate. ;]
My cow-orker says “I HAVE YOU NOW.” in his best Darth Vader when he’s about to solve a tough problem.
-Ben
Sardonic comment when my friend and I encounter another hassle of living in Japan, from Leathal Weapon 2:
“But… Yer Bleck.”
“He’s right y’know… Y’are.”
When ever someone’s just drifted into a mental twilight zone, from South Park
“Cartman… What the hell are you talking about?”
When a movie villain has just come back from taking an insane amount of punishment (you should know this one):
“I want my two dollars!”
From The Hunted
“Ninjas? There’s no such thing as ninjas urk!”
From UHF
“Red snapper… Very good fish.”
“Stupid!!! Yooouuu’re soooo stuuupiiid!”
“You get to drink from the fire hose!”
And just about anything R. Lee Ermy said in Full Metal Jacket.
–sublight.
Oh God, too many to mention. A true movie quote geek here, but here are a few I can think of in my sugar-induced frenzy this morning:
“Ooohhh sexy girlfriend!”
16 Candles
“What the fck are robster craws?"
OR
"What the fck is a frush?”
Revenge of the Nerds
“You do drugs Danny?”
“Every day.”
“Good.”
Caddyshack
“Where all the white women at?”
Blazing Saddles
“Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukah.”
Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase to all the suits at his office)
“I firmly believe in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.”
Clerks
“Hey man, am I driving okay?”
“Hey man I think we are parked.”
Up in Smoke
“Can I see your license?”
“I think it’s on the back of the car, man.”
Up in Smoke
“Do you have Christmas in France?”
(fat woman squeezing cheeks of French girl) “Christ-mas”
Better off Dead
“Try not to suck any d*ck on the way out to the parking lot.” (Dante to his girlfriend as she runs out of the store)
“Hey, get back here” (to bystander who starts to run after her)
Clerks
“My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks.”
“In a row?”
Clerks
“Hey man, when I was a kid if we wanted Jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub.”
Trading Places.
“You can have a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!”
Happy Gilmore
“It puts the lotion on its skin. It does this when it’s told.”
Silence of the Lambs.
"“Oh, no, no, no.” “Oh, nice collection there, Jim.” “She’s gonna leave. She’s definitely gonna… She’s getting comfortable! She’s not gonna leave!” “She reads the articles.”
American Pie
“You got to be a stupid mother f*cker to get fired on your day off.”
Friday
“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K” - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Used when things just ain’t right.
“It was a momentarily loss of muscular coordination.” - Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Used to justify clumsiness.
“Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women” - Robert Shaw in Jaws. Just a nice toast.
“She puts the ‘itch’ in ‘bitch’.” - from Bring it on. Comes in handy when I’m freshly off the phone with my mother.
“Honey Bunches of DEATH!” - Tom Sirvo from MST3K. He was describing extremely fake looking asteroids. Can be used to describe most cold cereals.
Whenever I get the chance:
“Wang, I think this place is restricted, so don’t tell 'em your Jewish.” – Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack
“Be the ball.” – Chevy Chase in Caddyshack
“I’m not listening! Nobody’s hearin’ nothin’!” – Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride (ya gotta use the accent).
And perhaps my all-time favorite…
“This one goes up to eleven.” – Christopher Guest in This Is Spinal Tap
“Packers! Whooooo!” --From an episode of MST3K where they’re making fun of a monster movie that takes place in Wisconsin and there’s a big mob scene at the end. Used by my husband and I whenever we see a huge crowd or are watching a crappy movie that involves a huge crowd.
“220…221, whatever it takes.” –Mr. Mom (Used when someone asks what I’m going to use to do whatever it is I’m doing.)
“No TV and no beer make Homer something something”
“Go crazy?”
“Don’t mind if I do!” --from the Simpsons (Used when I’m really stressed out.)
“I want my two dollars!” --from Better Off Dead (Used when someone owes me money, or when I hear someone whining about someone owing them some piddly little amount of money.)
“I’m not even supposed to BE here today!” --from Clerks (Used whenever I’m feeling really stressed out at work.)
“We have so much time and so little to do. Wait. Scratch that. Reverse it.” --from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Used whenever appropriate.)
There are many more, but most have been said (like some of these), or I can’t remember them right now.
Oh, and I am just waiting for the opportunity to use this gem from Clerks:
“I don’t appreciate your ruse ma’am.”
“My what?”
“Your ruse. Your clever attempt to trick me.”
A few that I use:
Help! Help! I’m being repressed! – Monty Python’s Holy Grail
“I think your in-laws are coming to see ya, squire darling.” – The Quiet Man
“The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!” – Steve Martin in “The Jerk”
“Hey it’s a thingie. A fiendish thingie.” George Harrison in “HELP!”
“Never mind what I told you. I’m telling you.” – James Cagney in “Mr. Roberts”
“Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?” -Vic Vega of Resevoir Dogs
Whenever someone just talks a lot of trash without doing anything about it. I can’t saying it without smiling a little bit, because it really pisses people off.
“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.” -Big Lebowski
Whenever someone asks what something is when I feel it’s obvious.
“A couple million dollar also” Jackie Chan, Rumble in the Bronx
Whenever saying that one thing is more expensive than they other. The phrase just got stuck in my head because it’s some of the worst English that I’ve ever heard.
“We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!” from Treasure of the Sierra Madre and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
I like to use “Singin’ In The Rain” from A Clockwork Orange to describe cognitive dissonance. (They played it during a violent hooligan murder scene.)
If I may nitpick yet again, I think the quote is actually “220, 221 whatever it takes” from Michael Keaton to Teri Garr’s boss, Ron, played by Martin Mull. (isn’t the IMDb great?)
BTW, my favorite movie quote as of late would have to be from “Waiting for Guffman”:
“I hate you people…because you’re bastard people…”
hey Sadistic-- Correct me if I’m wrong, but was that taken from Aliens??
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.”
This quote is said when I take a bite out of a
scrum-did-leumptious burger.
“Now that is a Tasty burger! Do you mind if I partake of that cool refreshing beverage?”
I know its not word for word, but I get the point across…