“An imaginable evil”
“An often told story.”
“Based on a true story… sort of.”
“They had plenty of time.”
“Soon to be a minor motion picture.”
"Shown only once in a theater in the middle of the Gobi desert.’
“If this movie isn’t playing in your city you obviously live in a Podunk town in the boonies.”
“Some doors were meant to be opened” *
*I think that this should have been the slogan for The Chronicles Of Narnia
In his book Movie Megacheese, MST3K’s Mike Nelson played on Volcano’s now-famous tagline “The Coast is Toast.*” He came up with a number of other ideas for taglines for possible disaster movies, including one for a disaster film set in Denver. “Colorado, Rocky Mountain DIE.” I would love to see a real movie use that tagline.
*“It looks more like ‘The Volcano is Drano.’”- Roger Ebert
Although this isn’t really a tagline per se, many films show how long they have been running in their print ads, i.e. “Second smash week!” I’d like to see a movie that lists how many days it’s been playing. But I like silly ads like that. I think there was a print ad for Goldmember which poked fun at the idea of films that aren’t the highest grossing movie pointing out they are the #1 comedy/date movie/family movie what have you with a caption to the effect of “#1 Movie in America [sub]starring a Canadian ex-SNL cast member that’s also a sequel[/sub].”
Nothing but partial nudity, and some monsters slashing and bashing each other for two hours. C’mon, it’s a three-day weekend, and it’s the middle of July. You really want to spend all your free time watching Fellini?