[Movie Title]: The [line of dialogue] Edition

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So we’ve got upcoming DVD releases like Airplane: Don’t Call Me Shirley Edition, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: The Bueller … Bueller … Edition. I believe I see a trend here. Yes, I’m gifted at picking up this kind of thing.

Since it’s more fun than working, I thought we could brainstorm other special, bloated DVD editions of iconic (or not) movies, complete with suitably chuckle-worthy edition names. Like:

The Big Lebowski: The Shut the Fuck Up, Donny Edition

Star Trek II: The KHAAAAAANNNN!! Edition

Drugstore Cowboy: Get That Goddamn Hat Off the Bed Edition

Donnie Brasco: The Fuhgeddaboutit Edition (Surprised they haven’t really done that)

They Live: The Bubblegum-Chewin’, Ass-Kickin’ Edition (And It’s All Out of Bubblegum) (Ditto)

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**Overboard: The Andrew! Are You Going To Bring Me My Lemon Or Do I Have To Squeeze It From My Hat? Edition

The Exorcist: The Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell Edition

The Princess Bride: The Inconceivable Edition

A Streetcar Named Desire: The Stellaaaaaaaaa! Edition

Gone With The Wind: The I Don’t Give A Damn Edition**

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Star Wars Episode III: The Noooooooooo!!! Edition

Star Wars Episode VI: The Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Edition

ET - The Extra-Terrestrial: The Penis Breath Edition

The Blues Brothers: The Mission from God Edition

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Actual special edition title: “The Achiever’s Edition.”

Other actual special edition DVD titles:

Office Space Special Edition with Flair!
Tommy Boy Holy Schnike Edition
More silly or fictional ideas for fictional DVD editions:

The Jazz Singer You Ain’t Heard Nothing Yet! Edition (the Jolson one, not the Neil Diamond one)
King Kong Eighth Wonder of the World Edition
The Best of Howard Dean: The Yeeargh! Edition (okay, maybe not)