Movie with the most...

…television actors, and movie stars / headliners. These are two different and unrelated questions, so it should probably be two threads, but oh well.

Anyway, two movies I watched recently made me think of these. The first is By Bye Love. I watched this and thought, “damn that’s a lot of television actors.” (Decent movie, by the way.) So let me define the two questions compactly for quoting:

What movie has the most television actors?

To qualify, the movie must have at least one major role played by a non-television actor. An actor is a “television actor” if they have either had a recurring part that appeared in at least a dozen or so episodes of a show, or have a show where they are the main character. And the movie cannot be based on a previous television show. (So nothing like Firefly, for example.)

The aforementioned Bye Bye, Love has:

  1. Paul Reiser - Paul on Mad About You
  2. Amy Brenneman - Amy on Judging Amy
  3. Danny Masterson - Hyde on That 70’s Show
  4. Eliza Dushku - Faith on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  5. Amber Benson - Tara on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  6. Stephen Root - Jimmy James on NewsRadio

And proof that it is a “real movie” with “real movie stars” is provided by Matthew Modine and Randy Quaid. You have to admit, that’s a crapload of tv actors in there. Any movie with more?

What movie has the most stars?

They don’t need to have been a big star at the time of production. They don’t even need to have a big part. But they do need to have become a a headliner at some point in their career. (Read as: Cast as a lead in any movie that got actual wide release in theaters.)

I got the special edition of True Romance for Christmas. (Which was the perfect gift, as I now remember why it’s my favorite movie of all time.) I of course sat there with the dvd for about four hours like a mental patient despite the fact that an NFL game meaningful to the Giants was on. I’m thinking no movie has more headliners.

True Romance has:

  1. Christian Slater
  2. Patricia Arquette
  3. Dennis Hopper
  4. Val Kilmer
  5. Gary Oldman
  6. Brad Pitt
  7. Christopher Walken
  8. Samuel L. Jackson
  9. Michael Rapaport
  10. James Gandolfini
  11. Chris Penn
  12. Tom Sizemore

That’s a crapload of stars. Any type of role counts, so animated films might have a shot here.

Incidentally, True Romance has its fair share of television actors:

  1. James Gandolfini - Tony on The Sopranos (I declare that HBO is tv for this thread.)
  2. Patricia Arquette - Allison on Medium
  3. Michael Rapaport - Dave on The War At Home
  4. Bronson Pinchot - Balki on Perfect Strangers
  5. Kevin Corrigan - Uncle Eddie on Grounded For Life

The fact that neither of these movies came out in the past 10 years is interesting in that the line between movies and television has been blurring more and more recently.

Er, Serenity. You know what I mean.

Short Cuts:

Andie MacDowell
Jack Lemmon
Julianne Moore
Matthew Modine
Anne Archer
Fred Ward
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Chris Penn
Lili Taylor
Robert Downey Jr.
Madeleine Stowe
Tim Robbins
Frances McDormand
Peter Gallagher

And:
Lily Tomlin
Tom Waits
Lyle Lovett
Buck Henry
Huey Lewis
Alex Trebek
Jerry Dunphy

The Player:

Tim Robbins … Griffin Mill
Greta Scacchi … June Gudmundsdottir
Fred Ward … Walter Stuckel
Whoopi Goldberg … Detective Susan Avery
Peter Gallagher … Larry Levy
Vincent D’Onofrio … David Kahane
Dean Stockwell … Andy Civella
Sydney Pollack … Dick Mellon
Lyle Lovett … Detective DeLongpre
Jeremy Piven … Steve Reeves
Gina Gershon … Whitney Gersh
Steve Allen … Himself
Richard Anderson … Himself
Harry Belafonte … Himself
Shari Belafonte … Herself
Karen Black … Herself
Michael Bowen … Himself
Gary Busey … Himself
Robert Carradine … Himself
Charles Champlin … Himself
Cher … Herself
James Coburn … Himself
Cathy Lee Crosby … Herself
John Cusack … Himself
Brad Davis … Himself
Peter Falk … Himself
Dennis Franz … Himself
Teri Garr … Herself
Leeza Gibbons … Herself
Scott Glenn … Himself
Jeff Goldblum … Himself
Elliott Gould … Himself
Joel Grey … Himself
David Alan Grier … Himself
Buck Henry … Himself
Anjelica Huston … Herself (as Angelica Huston)
Kathy Ireland … Herself
Sally Kellerman … Herself
Sally Kirkland … Herself
Jack Lemmon … Himself
Marlee Matlin … Herself
Andie MacDowell … Herself
Malcolm McDowell … Himself
Jayne Meadows … Herself
Martin Mull … Himself
Nick Nolte … Himself
Patricia Resnick … Herself
Burt Reynolds … Himself
Mimi Rogers … Herself
Jill St. John … Herself
Susan Sarandon … Herself
Rod Steiger … Himself
Lily Tomlin … Herself
Robert Wagner … Himself
Bruce Willis … Himself
Julia Roberts … Herself (uncredited)
Patrick Swayze

Great call on Short Cuts, where I count 15. (I consider Lily Tomlin a headliner. All Of Me rocked the house.)

As for The Player - wow. I’m really looking for actors playing fictional characters, but great submission anyway.

The Madwoman of Chaillot

Katharine Hepburn … Countess Aurelia
Paul Henreid … The General
Oskar Homolka … The Commissar
Yul Brynner … The Chairman
Richard Chamberlain … Roderick
Edith Evans … Josephine
Donald Pleasence … The Prospector
John Gavin … The Reverend
Danny Kaye … The Ragpicker
Margaret Leighton … Constance, the Madwoman of Passy
Giulietta Masina … Gabrielle
Charles Boyer … The Broker
Claude Dauphin … Dr. Jadin

These are those who were leading actors, though some were primarily known in Europe. The movie stunk, though.

MAS*H

Donald Sutherland … Capt. Benjamin Franklin ‘Hawkeye’ Pierce
Elliott Gould … Capt. John Francis Xavier ‘Trapper John’ McIntyre
Tom Skerritt … Capt. Augustus Bedford ‘Duke’ Forrest
Sally Kellerman … Maj. Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ O’Houlihan
Robert Duvall … Maj. Frank Burns
Roger Bowen … Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake
Rene Auberjonois … Father John Patrick ‘Dago Red’ Mulcahy
Gary Burghoff … Cpl. Walter ‘Radar’ O’Reilly
Fred Williamson … Capt. Oliver Harmon ‘Spearchucker’ Jones
Michael Murphy … Capt. Ezekiel Bradbury ‘Me Lay’ Marston IV
Bobby Troup … SSgt. Gorman
John Schuck … Capt. Walter Kosciusko ‘Painless Pole’ Waldowski
Bud Cort … Pvt. Lorenzo Boone
Ted Knight … Offstage Dialog (voice) (uncredited)

Skerritt, Bowen, Auberjonois, Burghoff, Troup, Shuck, and Knight were TV, the rest movies.