Real movie that couldn’t possibly live up to its title: Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About Sex And Were Afraid To Ask.
A movie I’ve always wanted to make: The Return of the Ghost of the Son of Frankenstein’s Bride, Part Two.
The working title was The Day of the Woman. But the movie is a masterpiece of a kind, which definitely more than lives up to its title. But that reminds me of another female-revenge movie* with a great title: Thriller: Or, They Call Her One Eye.
*Both of these movies were major influences on Kill Bill.
Jack Davenport did! 
Debbie does Dallas?
Man of the Century
I only watched about half of that insufferable movie before I turned it off. And since it came out in 1999, it had no chance against, say Hitler (and/or his brain).
Fake: Bat Boy in Wonderland
At theater camp a few years ago, we came up with The Son of the Queen of the Flying Bananas, Part II, From Space.
Come to think of that, just Queen of the Flying Bananas would be an awesome title. Especially if you cast the original Queen of Flying Bananas (from another camp of mine), falsetto and all, in the title role.
Krakatoa, East of Java could never live up to its title, because of one minor detail…
Krakatoa is west of Java.
Pfft, you just didn’t go far enough.
Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things is one of the most perfect movie titles ever, but alas, the film did not keep up with it.
We need an IMAX 3D CGI balls-out extravaganza called Chimps with Guns.
There’s a movie I see from time to time on my cable channel guide called Busty Models.
I watched it once. I think the bustiest model I saw had a C cup.
Power Girl v. Silk Spectre I: The Jello Round.
The Longest Day.
I have a title rattling around in my head, but I don’t know if it’s real or fake. Does anyone know if Frankenwienie was ever actually made?
Yes! Frankenweenie was one of Tim Burton’s first movies. He’s in the process of remaking it.
It’s about a dachshund.
When you really get down to it, Star Wars was anything but warring stars. 
Well, it did have a Death Star waging (unprovoked) war on another celestial body…
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Wouldn’t the Inferno be rather disruptive of the Lesbian Spanking?
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes would be my nominee.
The Horror of Blimps would be an awesome potential blockbuster
Apart from being total crap,“Things to do in Denver when you’re Dead.”
For a start he wasn’t dead and it certainly didn’t recommend to me anything that that I might like to enjoy in Denver alive or dead.
“Dont Look Now”,well I did look,I had to it was a good movie.
And for my fictional movie I offer "Things God doesn’t want you to know!.