Aw shit - beat me by two days! :rolleyes:
OTOH, I actually have a copy of BvG, in case any of you were wondering if I’m raising my children right…
Scarlett: Ashley, I love you.
Ashley: Scarlett, I love Melanie. I’m going to marry her and stay married to her for the rest of my life. She is the only dream I have that lives and breaths and will not die in the face of reality.
Scarlett:To hell with you, Ashley Wilkes.
Rhett, rising from behind couch: Marry me, Miss O’Hara.
Scarlett: What the hell, why not? I don’t give a damn.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan if the almighty, super tech federation had anything resembling our current day astronomy techniques. How did they not notice that Ceti Alpha whatever-the-heck had exploded?
…and even then, if anyone on the bridge of the Reliant had just counted “…1…2…3…Captain, theres a planet missing in the ceti Alpha System!..and a lot of debris floating around out there…”
Alien if anyone had suggested that John hurt get an x-ray after the facehugger fell off. I sure as hell would have.
Superman Returns if Superman had, you know, locked the door to his fortress or secured the place somehow. I don’t leave my freaking car unlocked and I don’t have powerful alien technology in it.
Better yet…when the killer isn’t supernatural but the idiots he’s after split up.
Stupid Guy: Man, that freak killed jimmy! Game over man, Game over! we’re doomed!
**Stupid Guy #2: ** Calm down, man. Look, lets split up. I’ll go try to police…you guys try to get to the main road!
Scared but hot chick: OMG!OMG!OMG!
Jolly Roger: Howabout we just jump him. He’s one guy with a fuckin’ knife. I say we break off some of these table legs and beat the shit outta him.
An hour later the Cops: Jeezuz! Who beat this guy’s ass?
Crazy Axe murderer: Please, officer, get me away from those kids! they broke both of my legs, all of my fingers and shoved my knife up my ass sideways.
Damn you…that made me chuckle out loud at work and now people are staring at me. 
Lifeforce.
“Whoa! Naked space vampires!”
“Did you say naked?”
“Yeah. I also said vampires.”
“Who cares! They’re hot!”
– everybody begins to party, and Earth is caught with its pants down in the first two minutes of the naked space vampires’ arrival –
They did, but Ash covered up the evidence and lied.
Or even sooner:
U.S. Army officer with combat fatigue rides with arms spread wide in front of a line of Confederate troops at a farm fence. Fifty-three musket balls pluck him off his horse.
This one came to me last night as I was re-watching one of my favorite films ever, Silver Streak:
*That’s how she’s credited. Take it up with Colin Higgins.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
As the opening credits finish rolling, there’s a huge planet-shattering kaboom. The crew of the Excelsior is curious, and as they’re scanning the area, they receive a message: “This is Brigadier Kerla speaking for the High Command. There has been an incident on Praxis. However, everything is under control, we have no need for assistance. Obey treaty stipulations and remain outside the Neutral Zone. This transmission ends now.”
Captain Sulu says “OK, you heard the man. Resume course for home!”
Captain Muntz points at the viewscreen and says “Ha HA!”.
Ensign: Sir, shouldn’t we do something?
Captain Muntz: I said “Ha HA”…