Naked Lunch
Although, having seen it, I can say that there are two things wrong with that title.
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Gassssssssssss
I was a zombie for the FBI
I wonder who’s killing her now?
My grandpa is a vampire.
What a phenomenally stupid title! They could have doubled their box office gross if they had instead titled it Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers From Mars. Now THAT’S a title.
Teenage Vixens from Outer Space.
A friend of mine desribed it as part Rocky Horror, part Killer Tomatos. The bad parts.
Just reading the title of this thread, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter was the first thing that came to mind.
sorority babes in the slimeball bowl-a-rama.
it’s a must-see.
Captain Supermarket. Turned out it was the Japanese title for Army of Darkness. I’d never seen it before, so that’s a good thing.
Life is Cheap… but Toilet Paper is Expensive
Deathrow Gameshow
Samurai Fiction
Former Child Star
Goliath and the Cheerleaders
Joe’s Bed-Stuy Barbershop: We Cut Heads (The video store had this in the horror section. It’s actually one of Spike Lee’s early (non-horror) films)
Nezi: The Night of the Crazy Screws
Slugs, Muerte Viscosa
Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things
Pickled Punk
Bullet Ballet
FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!
I really have to see that one of these days!
Death to Smoochy - I heard it sucked really bad, but it’s still a great title
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Night of the Creeps
Dead Man Walking
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Hoop Dreams
Reservoir Dogs
King Gimp
Romper Stomper
Being John Malkovich
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Throw Momma from the Train
The Hudsucker Proxy
10 Violent Women (Easily one of the worst movies you’ll ever see. I was on a B-movie kick at the time and I found a reference to this in one of those Leonard Maltin books)
Man Bites Dog - it’s one of those films that plenty of people talk about, few have seen and fewer own.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I love this movie.
The Terror of Tiny Town. Knowing that it has an all-midget cast makes me want to see it even more.
Biker Chicks From Zombie Town
Pretty much any Russ Meyer movie!
The most boring film title I’ve ever heard of was The Shipping News. Kevin Spacey’s my hero, it got loads of Oscars, but the title sounds so boring I still haven’t brought myself to see it.
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask
Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Wolfe?
Predator
Two from Troma
Strangest dreams : Invasion of the Space Preachers
Fertilize the blaspheming bombshell !
And brainfizz, the movie title is Chopper chicks in Zombie Town
in no order…
**
Miller’s Crossing
Apocalypse Now
Shawshank Redemption
A Clockwork Orange
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Run Lola Run
Deer Hunter
Death Becomes Her
Rear Window
North By Northwest
Where Eagles Dare
**
can’t remember the rest now.
In the “hope they make it” category:
The Superconducting Supercollider of Sparkle Creek, Wisconsin
(I hear the script is awesome)