What title would make you [b]have[/b] to see a movie ?

Just thinking. Is there any possible title of a movie that would make you want to see it, knowing nothing else about the movie?

Would it be intriguing, descriptive, mention a country or historical period you were interested in?

Titles of existing movies, or from other media you wish were made into movies, are out of bounds. We’re after creativity here!

Ones I can think of:

Xenophon
Anabasis
Any film that had my last name in the title
Anything about the Isle of Man (where my ancestors come from)

“Star Wars Done Properly”

Used to be just “Star Wars”:frowning:

Maybe “Belisarius” or “Good Omens”, but OTOH there are several films that appeared awesome from just the poster but I never bothered to watch after reading the reviews (Reign of Fire say)

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And good call on Good Omens, Shortie. And add Hellblazer and Hellboy to that list, although I’m skeptical they’ll turn out to be good projects. (I’m still angry about League of Extraordinary Gentlemen). Speaking of which, any Superfriends or Legion of Doom movie would have me there in a heartbeat. Guess I’m a bigger comic book geek than I ever suspected.

Well, any movie with green bladder in the title would likely pique my curiosity.

Freddy
Jason
Chucky

Ah, and

Dentist.

I’d say my last name would trigger me to see a movie, but when your last name is as common as mine… well, put it this way; I haven’t seen “Bridget Jones’s Diary” yet, but I was thrilled they actually spelled “Jones’s” correctly.

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Naked Charlie’s Angels
Some Like It Naked
O Nudie, Where Art Thou?
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Bend Over Like Bekham
Die Hard

btw, RickJay, Bridget Jones’s Diary was good. Not as good as Rene did in Down With Love - Naked, but still very watchable. (OK, it was better irl)

Hmmm… I’m seeing a pattern here…

anything witht the letter “X” in the title, or as part of the marketing strategy (example: LXG for league of extraordinary gentlemen)

I’ve seen alot of bad movies lately.

Though I’ve never read any of the comics, Hellboy looks like a film to watch out for, very interesting project.

Now Hellblazer on the other hand . . .

Since it’s apparently a done deal that Keanu Reeves is gonna play John Constantine, I wouldn’t go see that movie if you paid me. I mean ugh, just . . . ugh!

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Seven of Nine - Sixty Nine :wink:

The Hobbit (live action)
X Men 3
Island in the Sea of Time

Alien vs. Predator

And, of course, any movie with the word “Godzilla” in the title…

5000 Explosions and a Supernova

This one was mentioned in an episode of Arthur. I’d love to see it.

An obvious one for me: Time Bandits II: Back in Time

Monty Python and the…
The Thing II
Anyting with Dragon in the title
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Ringworld
Stranger in a Strange Land

I would not be expecting either of them to be good, given what Hollyweird does with Science Fiction, but I’d have to go.

Anything that has Ian McKellan as Gandalf in the credits.

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BTW, I offer a preemptive apology to all lesbians on the board – I do not think you exist solely for my viewing pleasure. :smiley:

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At this point, anything with “Death Rays” in the title.

Oh man, Chefguy! Imagine this:
Naked Hoshi and Her 1920s Style Death Ray

Huh? Huh?