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Deathworld
… Stainless Steel Rat …
…Hammer’s Slammers…
Any Honor Harrington novel.
Other than that, the sex titles definitely work for me. Ex: Britney Spears, Shakira, Avril Lavigne, etc. in the Variable Penetration Game Show!.
I would gladly give my money over to a movie containing any of the following phrases in the title:
**“Gore…”
“Russ Meyer’s…” (ex: if it were called ‘Russ Meyer’s MATRIX’, I’d be so there)
“Peter Jackson’s…” (see above)
“…O-Rama”
“…And the Oscar goes to…”
Dude, I am so there.
Sadly, I’m a sucker for “John Carpenter’s…” (And like greck, I’m disappointed a lot.)
James Marsters’ Spiked!
Jedi Ninjas of Dune
Anything with Cthulhu, Shoggoth, “At the Mountains of Madness” or other Lovecraft related titles.
Ender’s Game. I’m past the point of caring of it’ll be good… I’ll see it either way!
And, having just seen Cube 2 last night, I think I’ll be there for Cube 3, if they do it.
:eek:
Best comic books EVAR. Seriously. It’s so cool to see a series written by somebody who just gets what’s cool. (And of course, he’s got the coolest art style around.) I really can’t recommend them more highly – start with The Chained Coffin, or Box Full of Evil.
Any movie that incorporates the word “Underpants” in the title will pretty much guarantee being seen by SPOOFE.
We kick everyone’s ass with big explosions of everything and DOOM.Naked woman edition.
The Return of the King.
Pirates of the Caribbean II: Electric Boogaloo
The Twelve Inch Pianist
Not exactly in the title, but there’s one way to guarantee I will run to the theater to see a movie come hell or high water:
“…a Pixar Animation Studios film…”
Even if the movie were “Kangaroo Jack Part II, a Pixar Animation Studios film”?
Anything called’Horsehair Dennis’.
Please tell me you’re kidding. PLEASE tell me you’re kidding!!!
Thora vs Christina
(that’s Birch and Ricci btw) 
If anyone can make that turkey fly, John Lasseter can. 
(re: Keanu Reeves as John Constantine)
I’ve heard about this as well. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like a joke.
Yet another reference.
Just Google Hellblazer Constantine Reeves, there’s lots of info about it. None of it good.