Billy the Kid vs. Dracula
and
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter
I love that. I could see some wife trying to get her monster truck lovin’ husband to stay with the movie.
“There will be blood. Trust me.”
Also - The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Yup. That’s about it.
Penn & Teller Get Killed
One Armed Swordsman vs. 9 Killers.
All there in the title.
Nine Dead
Monsturd: a horror movie about a monster made of turds.
Monster A-Go-Go: Where did the monster go-go???
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Ferris Bjeller’s Day Off
Hmmm. Is it about lesbians who kill vampires, or people who kill lesbian vampires?
Or lesbian vampires that kill?
Or killing vampires on a Greek island?
…
Hannah and Her Sisters
Saw one yesterday that’s pretty spot on: Seven Psychopaths. It is indeed about 7 psychopaths!
The Big Bus
The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom
With all the fuss over Argo, it’s easy to forget Ben Affleck’s directorial debut, I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney.
No, seriously. I can’t say whether it’s an accurate description of the plot, but it’s certainly descriptive.