28 days. Not the zombie flick, the one where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab. Maybe the only movie with actors from Firefly, Lord of the Rings and The Wire all in the cast.
Joe Dirt - it’s dumb, but it’s funny (in the stupidest possible way) and sweet.
Freddy Got Fingered - it is objectively a bad movie, but, it was never intended to be a good one.
I Sailed to Tahiti with an All Girl Crew…so bad its good.
GREAT choices! The worst thing about the 13th Warrior is they did the, “save the child running across the field as danger approaches” twice, and they did it both times with Banderas jumping a fence on a horse. Just a copypasta from another part of the script. Yeah, the vikings were great, in turns funny, brooding, and menacing. I also liked the sets, costumes and cinematography.
That movie is so bad, I wanted to break up with my ex-girlfriend because she dragged me to it. If I knew then what I know now, I would have. Holy shit, you’re not her, are you? :eek:
Don’t you blasphemy in here! Howard the Duck is epic! An epic WHAT, I’m not sure, but it’s fucking EPIC! Lea Thompson never looked cuter, or hotter. Jeffery Jones as the Dark Overlord was over-the-top fun. That scene in the diner alone was reason enough to make that movie. My only regret was the utter waste of Tim Robbins, and even that was an epic waste.
Epic, I say.
Daddy would you like some sausages? Damn, all my picks are taken, even Dune, and I don’t even think that should qualify.
Toys. Such a beautiful movie
Super Mario Bros.
Evolution
Mystery Men
Do cheezy made-for-tv movies on the Syfy channel count? There was a mini-series ‘Alice’ in 2008, a variation of Alice-in-Wonderland, full of bad CGI I really liked. (in fact, anything set in olden days, I like. Right now I am watching ‘The Kissing Bandit’ starring Frank Sinatra. It is so bad, and so funny - it is MEANT to be funny, but doubly so, because, bad!)
I can’t say that I loved it but I liked JA. I appreciated it tried to build a world that was different. Lucy was also entertaining.
Nothing But Trouble - really not a good movie, but what can I say, I love John Candy. And it’s got the Digital Underground!
Three Amigos is amusing.
I’m a big Coen Bros. fan, and I have to say I was totally underwhelmed by The Hudsucker Proxy. Just didn’t do it for me. Far better of theirs IMHO are The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Raising Arizona, A Serious Man and No Country For Old Men.
The Hidden is a great B-movie about a slimy alien criminal hiding out in LA, hopping from human to human as it’s chased by a local cop and an odd FBI agent. Hardly anyone seems to know about it.
Other than the interminable sailing further and further into V’Ger, I agree. It was great to see the whole cast together again, and the redesigned Enterprise.
It was better than I expected, but I won’t say I love it.
I saw it when it first came out and remember enjoying it. “You shouldn’t grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once… once.”
It had its moments, but Limitless is IMHO a much better take on the premise.
Yes! A great superhero spoof. “We’ve got a blind date with destiny… and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.”
Well, any movie with a tuba in it.
“Sustained booming noises.”
The old Paramount Alice in Wonderland that bombed at the box-office like Ishtar.
And a bunch of cheesy made-for-TV movies, especially one called Death of a Cheerleader, where Kellie Martin murders Tori Spelling*. I originally watched it because Valerie Harper plays Kellie Martin’s mother. Not I watch it because Tori Spellings gets killed.
*Not really a spoiler-- I think it happens before the first commercial.
I like it too, but I prefer Besson’s commitment to taking the premise just that much more into full-on Fantasyland.
The greatest superhero movie of all time is Zorro, The Gay Blade.
It also doesn’t really fit the category. A lot of people love the Three Amigos.
White Chicks is enjoyable, particularly due to Terry Crews. Anything with him, really.
The Postman, Waterworld, John Carter, et al. were decent movies with good moments. But people assume financial failure automatically means terrible.
Who the hell doesn’t like this except people who never saw it but guess it’s a dumb kids movie? Either that or they’re terrorists.
Shhh! I’m trying to use the phone!
I agree with you completely. George Hamilton was a riot.
“Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso! All for Zorro, stand up and say so!”
I never thought it could possibly steer in this direction, but one reason I remember it is I watched it inside a hotel room, while doing the nasty with a “casual” acquaintance.