More great lines from Mystery Men:
[spoiler]Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? “If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right.” It’s…
The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage…
Mr. Furious: …your rage will become your master? That’s what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: …Not necessarily.
Invisible Boy: Hey Dad, I’m going to my room with three strange men.
The Shoveller: If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor…
Mr. Furious: That’s because Lance Hunt IS Captain Amazing!
The Shoveller: Oh, here we go…
The Shoveller: Don’t start that AGAIN. Lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain Amazing DOESN’T wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms…
The Shoveller: That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see!
The Bowler: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.
Lucille: If ONE person vomits in my pool, I’m divorcing you!
The Shoveller: That’s fair.
The Shoveller: Watch it, Spleen, you’re going to kill someone with that thing!
Dr. Heller: Oh, no, no, no. All these weapons are completely non-lethal.
The Bowler: Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day.
Invisible Boy: Let me see, who else have I met? There’s The Pincer, The Pickler, Princess Headbutt, um… White Flight And The Black Menace - they work together.
The Blue Raja: I’m a superhero, mother.
Blue Raja’s mother: A superhero?
The Blue Raja: An effete British superhero, to be precise.
The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
Mr. Furious: I’m a Pantera’s box you do not wanna open.
Casanova Frankenstein: It is “Pandora.”
Mr. Furious: Please don’t correct me, it sickens me.
The Bowler: There’s not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I’m sorry.
PMS Avenger: [at the tryouts] PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. Anybody have a problem with that?
The Blue Raja, Mr. Furious, The Shoveller, Invisible Boy, The Spleen: [nervously] No, no problem at all. That’s good for us. Thank you.
Waffler: I… am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat. I also have this theme song: “Waffle Man! The Waffler! Gold and crispy! Bad guys are history!”
The Bowler: Aren’t you angry? Come on, man!
The Shoveller: Your penmanship is atrocious!
The Sphinx: You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!
Monica: I don’t find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you’re very, uh… you’re very, uh… kind.
Monica: At all.
The Shoveller: And who are you supposed to be, the Disco Plumber?
The Bowler: I’ve avenged your death. OK, now I’m going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.
The Shoveller: We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.[/spoiler]
Me, too! One of my favorite action sequences in all of the Bond movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKAME9fAA-4