Movies you've seen recently (Part 2)

Riff Raff. Been waiting to see this one for a bit. Some good cast members: Ed Harris, Gabrielle Union, and Bill Murray. And some not so good: Pete Davidson and Jennifer Coolidge. I know people love both of those, but I don’t. Strangely, Coolidge is first billed and all that, but her character barely contributes to the story in any useful way. I get it, she’s a self centered drunk (playing against type :wink:) but why is she in the movie? And the actor who plays DJ is just fun to watch. Lewis Pullman, son of Bill is also in it. I can see him doing funny stuff like his dad, but this isn’t it.

Speaking of fun. Listed as a crime-comedy. The comedy is barely there. And the crime part is extra grim. Seriously, don’t watch this if you’re expecting something light hearted. I knew the reviews weren’t all that great but this movie didn’t even live up to those.

Give it 1.5 sparklers.

Best not to think about that tactical and operational details too much. Saving Private Ryan follows the same sort of “Homer’s Odyssey” journey through a theater of war as movies like Civil War, Fury, 1917 and Apocalypse Now. That is to say the characters are on some “special mission” that where they will encounter various situations with both friendly and enemy forces that are meant to give the audience a cross section of the experience of war. The geography and overall strategic picture might not always completely make sense though.

First of all, they say specifically that Hanks had already lost the majority of his company in the landing and subsequent fighting. So he wasn’t a company commander any more in any real sense.

Second all, he was being sent on a mission ordered by General George Marshall himself. Do you think his division command would give such an important, delicate and dangerous assignment to someone lower than a Captain?

I don’t know who the military wiuld send. Probably an officer. Maybe a captain. Finding Ryan in those chaotic circumstances was pretty far fetched. But it did make a great movie plot.

Don’t know if random YouTube findings meet the criteria of this thread, but if you’re a Bach lover, there’s this hour-long animated movie released back in December which is a biography of the man and his work. Won’t find any music analysis in this one, it’s purely a biography, but I enjoyed it.

Plane (Peacock, 2023) Ugh, on the top of the fan Hot List and Rotten Tomatoes audiences give it 95%.

My wife and I have no idea what they were smoking. It was as clever as the title. It started corny and descended from there. It was clearly a shoestring budget and tiny set and cast because of COVID restrictions and here that did not help the story shine.

There are some COVID era films that will become classics and recalled through the ages. This won’t be among them.

The Parenting

Recommended.

A pretty funny horror comedy and they do one of the things I like. They take an actor(Brian Cox) who has a reputation of sorts as being a big, tough, angry guy…and he is nothing but a big, empathetic, lovely man trying his best. In addition, we also have Dean Norris…also doing the exact same thing. I like casting against type and both Cox and Norris are completely convincing as really nice dads just kind of trying to keep things calm and not-awkward.

Everyone else is fine in the movie, though I could legitimately have seen Brian Cox get an Oscar nomination for how funny he is in the movie. I’m not sure I’ve seen him be funny before this one.

Lisa Kudrow and Dean Norris are husband and wife in this one. This jarred my brain for a moment…but…they actually are the same age. I think of Norris as a lot older than her.

Fun movie, streams on HBO MAX; I assume this had zero theatrical release. I’d never heard of it.

Cute movie for sure, check it out.

Edit: One note. The opening 20 minutes did not feature the parents at all and it dragged. It’s not the romantic couple that is interesting in this movie, it’s the parents. Keep going!

Heh…reminds me of the No Good Deed NetFlix series in which Kudrow played the wife of Ray Romano. I figured there was a huge difference in their ages, but Romano is only six years older than Kudrow.

I think Quentin Tarantino is a fantastic director, and many of his films are brilliant across the board, featuring lush cinematography, riveting performances, taut screenplays, and captivating set design. I’ve watched all of his work more than once and plan to keep doing so. Yes, there’s an overabundance of violence, but that’s Tarantino’s signature style—and it’s usually so exaggerated that it feels more darkly comedic (or tongue-in-cheek) than genuinely nauseating.

I see why some folks find him irritating—he definitely has a high opinion of himself—but if a filmmaker truly delivers the goods, I can forgive a bit of ego.

I like listening to him talk about movies as well. He made a list 10 or so years ago about the best movies that came out since he became a director.

He picked Battle Royale as number one and that actually is what got me to watch it. He’s right, it’s kind of amazing.

His insight that The Matrix would have been #2 if it hadn’t had crappy sequels was kind of right, but I’m glad he can admit it was a great movie.

Here is his list if you care. Note: It’s about a decade ago.

No Highway in the Sky (1951).

I mentioned this British movie in the aviation thread after someone mentioned the accidents involving the Comet, the first passenger jetliner, which were due to then-unknown problems of metal fatigue. The film was released just a few years before the Comet went into service, and the accidents began. It was amazingly, eerily prescient. Made me want to see it again, so I did.

Despite being a British film, it stars James Stewart as an eccentric aeronatical engineer who predicts the metal fatigue failures on a fictitious new airliner called “Reindeer”. He is tapped to travel to Gander to investigate the crash of a Reindeer, and somewhat improbably, finds that the airplane carrying him over the Atlantic is in fact a Reindeer. Taken on an in-flight tour of the plane and meeting with the flight crew, he finds that the time already logged by the airliner is almost the same as his predicted time for metal fatigue failure.

Glyinis Johns stars as a sympathetic flight attendant, and, amazingly, Marlene Dietrich as a sympathetic movie star who’s also on board.

It’s quite a good little film – 7.1 on IMDb. I mostly appreciated it for its eerie prescience, but it was really quite well done.

The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

Uh, recommended with warning.

This is a 30 minute short movie from Ari Aster, the guy who made Hereditary. Yeah, this is messed up, but in that same way he does where it is gripping and completely odd.

I will warn you, the topic is intense. It’s…about a young boy sexually abusing his father. Yes, you read that correct. It’s weirder than it sounds.

Off-putting. Disturbing. But gripping.

I recently picked up an unopened copy of the DVD set of all the MGM Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies and watched most of the first two, Tarzan the Ape Man and Tarzan and his Mate.

Very weird stuff. As someone who grew up with the Dell/Gold Key comics Tarzan (a weird mix of the Weissmuller Movie Tarzan and the Burroughs novels), I was entranced by the exotic locales (Africa itself, but especially things like the land of Pal-ul-don, with its surviving dinosaurs). The movies, which I saw occasionally, but can’t actually recall any of, were disappointing in the way they couldn’t show all of this, and concentrated on safaris and native attacks.
I later read all the Tarzan novels, most of them in one year. It was tough going after a while, because the damned things are so repetitive. It was like trying to live on a diet of cream puffs. At his best, Burroughs was astonishingly creative, and manages to play with some very interesting material. But a great writer he isn’t (I read Fritz Leiber’s novel Tarzan and the Valley of Gold, the first “official” Tarzan novel nit by Burroughs, and could see the difference immediately between a great writer of fantasy and a good one). His Africa is filled with pockets of forgotten or undiscovered by the outside world little specialties – A valley of Roman civilization, or Medieval knights, or ant men, or dinosaurs and australopithecines, or whatever. I’ve also re-read some of his earler books with a more critical eye, and Burroughs’ racism shows pretty clearly, but not in the way one would expect.

The movies are a whole different thing. The MGM series deliberately ejected the whole John Clayton mythos and just had Tarzan as an inexplicable white guy raised by apes. He lives in the “Mutia Escarpment”, a sort of plateau like the one in Arthur Conan Doyle’s “The Lost World”, which maybe explains howcum he and his apes have escaped discovery so long. And he’s near the fabled “Elephant’s Graveyard”, which makes it a draw for greedy White Hunters. (Neither a “Mutia Escarpment” nor as hoary a notion as the Elephant’s Graveyard" is in any of Burroughs’ books). And,of course, instead of being a literate autodidact who speaks multiple languages (Burroughs’ Tarzan learned French before he could speak English), Weissmuller’s Tarzan can barely speak one, in his “Me Tarzan, you Jane” style (although he never actually says that line). Jane, by the way, is Jane Parker, not Jane Porter, and would be in several movie series afterwards.

Burroughs knew that they’d be doing this before he signed on with MGM, but he did anyway. The movie series was profitable. But he hated what they did to his creation.

The movies are kinda dumb and pretty damned racist. But I was impressed with some of the effects (and sorely disappointed in others). At least they really did try to show you Tarzan and Jan interacting with African beasts. And there’s the nude swim in the second film, which really does appear to be nude, although it’s not O’Sullian swimming. And I notice it’s the woman only who’s nude – Tarzan gets to keep his loincloth. Although I suspect that’s more a concession to biology than to sexism (Male parts would be visible and obvious proof of nudity, while with a woman they can claim she was wearing a light-colored body suit and have plausible deniability.) The nude swim imitated one in a film a year earlier called “Bird of Paradise”, and Annette Kellermann had reportedly been swimming nude in one of her silent movies. Within a year, though, the new Hayes code made them cut the sequence.

I spent a Sunday afternoon watching this double feature a few years ago and was mostly impressed by the high production values. My main memory of the Tarzan movies I saw as a kid was that they seemed rather low budget, but these two are the Jaws and Star Wars of their day. And the elephant stampede is one of the craziest (and fun) things I have ever seen in a motion picture.

Some of the effects are very good (A. Arnold Gillespie was in charge. He’s the guy who made the tornado for The Wizard of Oz, and many effects for Forbidden Planet), and some are embarrassingly bad. Part of it is our increasing visual sophistication – it’s pretty obvious when we see someone standing in front of a cellulose acetate rear projection that they’re not part of the original footage. But some of it is pretty inventive compositing, and the use of some tame animals, mechanical puppets, and other such dodges.

But the script is embarrassingly naive, and the racist attitudes (a native bearer falls off a cliff, but the white guys are more concerned about what was in the bundle he was carying than abou him) are cringeworthy.

I thought of you, Cal, when I read this review in the NY Review of Books. It seems to be as much a personal recollection of growing up with e.g. Cinerama as it is a historical study, but it has some of that as well.

Anyway, seemed interesting.

Living Wide | Geoffrey O’Brien | The New York Review of Books

Thanks for thinking of me. I read the article as far as I could without subscribing.

The fifties were a transformative time for the movies, with color becoming more common, the second outbreak of 3D movies, and the advent of widescreen. (The 1957 Frank Tashlin comedy Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? notably has a “TV break” in the middle in which Tony Randall pokes fun at television, and bragging about the width of the new wide-screen format movies.Which were designed to present an advantage over the new medium of television.)

It’s interesting to note that a lot of those awful 1950s movies – like The Cyclops – were actually shot and projected in wide-screen.

Yeah, sorry about the link, they don’t allow gift links. It’s funny, I’ve heard of Cinerama all my life, but didn’t really have an image of what it was. I’m glad there are a couple of places left to see it (with one potentially reopening in Hollywood, though it seems to have repeated delays).

I feel lucky that I was able to see Around the World in 80 Days in a real Todd-AO theater, using full Todd-AO projection. If you see the film on TV, or even in a standard movie theater, you’re losing a huge part of the experience – the Todd-AO screen wrapped around the audience to the limits of your peripheral vision. It was like an OmniMax screen, except that it only extended really wide along the horizontal direction, not the vertical. Passepartout’s pennyfarthing bicycle trip through London was a hoot in Todd AO. But I don’t know of any theaters that can still show the movies in that format.

I’m kind of sorry I didn’t get to see the other Todd-AO films in that format, like Sound of Music and Hello, Dolly. I DID see Krakatoa, East of Java in the same theater, but it wasn’t the same.

Saw Blow-Up for the first time in 50 years. More like Throw-Up.

With the novelty of the swingin’ 60s faded, it really wasn’t much of a film. Nameless photographer shoots pix of nameless woman, who wants the film back. He refuses, relents, gives her the wrong film, attends a mild orgy or two, plus a rock concert where the audience is all zombies, ends by watching mimes play a faux tennis match. Moral: life is meaningless? Meaning is deceptive? Reality is dead? Death is all around us?