MPSIM of the minute.....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Mundane? …yes

Pointless? …certainly

Stuff I must share? …mmmm…debatable

I was walking out of my favorite pizza place tonight with my carry-out order, when a large bird dropping fell <splat> directly on my pizza box. Always the optimist, I was glad I wasn’t sneaking a slice of pizza from the box at the time.

But then I thought …Y’know there are comedians in the world who could make great material out of this, where as, all I can do is go home and eat the pizza.

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Just be thankfull that it didn’t land on your head, which is probably where the bird was aiming. I know I would poop on people’s heads all day if I were a bird.