I’ve had it happen several times, this morning being the most recent, and it got me thinking. I know many, many people who have never had the joy of this experience even once, and I wonder why I have been so fortunate to have had it multiple times. I realize that the probability is directly affected by the amount of time a person spends outside, but I would say I am average in that respect - I work inside all day but I do spend a lot of time walking and running outside on the weekends and stuff.
So I’m wondering, am I also average in the frequency of my head-toilet occurrences? Or am I extra-lucky? Should I buy a lottery ticket? Or a hat? How many times have you been pooped on?