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Mr. Bear looks around…gets very, very, very, disapointed that PurpleBear hasn’t been by with her load of stuff! Lord knows she (we) have a lot of STUFF to get rid of. Oh well maybe she’ll be here soon.
Smilies for almost all occasions! Thank you, Silent_Bob! And they’re so versatile. Some are using them as marbles, some are buying them for umbrellas, and they make wonderful decorations.
Care to partake of the pizza, lemonade and cookies?
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I met you briefly at that cartoon fight thread. Nice that you could stop by. There are lots of seats, would you like to sit or take a stand?
And don’t forget to have some beer, lemonade or junk food. We have lots of that. I hope purplebear and rosebear will be able to stop by (there are lots of bear facts and truths that might interest them).
Who’s selling this silk purse? It smells sorta porcine.
And are these… could they be… pearls of wisdom?? And this adorable little piggy bank! But I can’t afford both. Decisions decisions… What do you think - pearls before swine??
Don’t worry, you’ve made so many donations that I don’t think it would be hogging to take them both.
You won’t believe what I found. A bucket to carry a tune in. Also, very small but potent, I found lurking in the recesses, a computer bug, any entomologists want it? Oh yes, here are some margarine tubs to put stuff in, I have way too many of those. I also found some picture moments that might be nice in the art area.
We could cut those dust bunnies in two, but I guess we probably don’t want to split hares.
I brought some cake, but it was left out in the rain and I don’t know if we can every make that recipe again.
We could put Suo Na’s commercial jingles in that bucket, just to tidy things up a bit. We could maybe figure out the cake recipe if we got a clue from Zyada’s collection, but it took so long to bake it that maybe we should just remain clueless.
Here I go haring off again to find more stuff.
with more slacks for the slackers, a divine divan from a diva, holes from bowling balls, a chaise lounge in lizard-skin-print, habits from retired nuns (they live a block over), and lots more pizza!
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Anybody got a needle for this thread? After all, we’ve got a lot of threads around here.
There’s a haystack out back of the garage; you might be able to find a needle there if you look long enough (but it would be sew difficult, seamingly impossible) (hope I’m not needling you too much).
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Anyway, sit down for a while on the one of the department chairs and have some pizza, and some lemonade from a half-empty glass.
I was just over visiting another thread, and found a bunch of Concrete’s old socks (various brand names, but all the same type). We can put them with the soft and hard boots, next to the loafers (which we’ll put next to the slacks for the slackers).
I’ve been going through the winter clothing boxes, and found some things I can’t wear anymore:[ul][li]two pairs of recessive jeans (they have to be worn together or they won’t show up; could be embar-assing)[/li][li]snow caps from the Rockies[/li][li]more heavy pants[/li][li]profuse sweaters[/li][/ul]Snow is predicted in the next few days; so these hot items will be going fast!
::lugs up a planter box and a steamer trunk::
A couple of psychotic episodes that my last girlfriend left behind.
Some sheet music for a few of the fugues she put me through.
The wrong tree that I keep barking up.
A whole bunch of games other people play that I can’t stand anymore.
Deeds and titles to the entire states of boredom, hysteria and lunacy.
The shoulder boards from Corporal Punishment’s uniform.
The stars from the collar of General Madness.
The tranfer papers for Private Property.
Some preventive measures that never worked.
A few of the rackets that I used to raise.
A bumper crop of great expectations.
Some shattered dreams (don’t worry, I’ll make more).
A couple of sour notes to go with the grapes.
A whole sh!tload of talent that I’ve let go to waste.
Some glazed looks to put next to the doughnuts.
A little pie in the sky for snacking on.
A horny little devil that used to live in my underpants (I still have his twin).
A whole ball of twine that I used to get strung along with.
A couple of twilight years that my grandparents left behind.
And from the sports department, a whole bunch of broken records.
Thanks for mindin’ the store while the mice were playing in greener pastures on the other side of the fence. Yummy pie in the sky, thanks for bringing it. It tastes sooo much better than that humble pie I’ve been eating lately.
We’ll those put those preventive measures with the desperate measures and the sour notes and fugues bach by the jingle tunes in a bucket, and start a section for music (although maybe the sheets of music would sell better under the blanket of depression on the bed of roses).
We could use the horny little devil and the skeleton as and adveritising gimmick out front (“Create your own Halloween Costumes from all our used stuff!”)
Maybe I’ll see if imthjckaz will hook up a television out here for the afternoon for those of us who are following the NFL (but of course the big game this week is being played on Monday night).
Thanks for bringing all that stuff, Zenster!
I want to look in those old games to see if there is a set of checkers. It is apparent I need a typo-checker and a spell-checker because my rose-colored glasses are interfering with my preview button.
Hey, I have a care in the world I’d like to get rid of, for someone that doesn’t have one… and here’s a cart that you might want to put before that high horse, too!
I think the cart would do well to hold our horses, and also to carry the care.
Seems like it’s getting to be time to have the half-price sale, or two items for one, or everything you can stuff into a cyber bag sale.
And I may have to resurrect this thread at some later date, because I bought all these puns and cliches at this garage sale, when I was really trying to get rid of some of my own.
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