A feline friend just dropped off several outgrown pairs of the cat’s pajamas, but insisted that they were the cat’s meow and that I should price them quite high (she was really rather catty about it)(whoever let her out of the bag should have written a return claws).
Does anyone have any items to trade or pawn off on unsuspecting posters? If so, bring them to the virtual garage sale!
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I have several jars of homemade toe jam that I uncovered in my recent move. The Salvation Army wouldn’t take them! The nerve. If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, I also have a (very) small bottle of bee’s knees that’s sure to do the trick. Can I use the phone? Time to call Domino’s!
Spider Woman this is great. I have been collecting some really heavy stuff lately.
Here is a talking pot and black kettle to put with the cooking stuff.
How about in the building supplies we put these doors that hit me on the butt as I left a room.
I seem to have lost my temper, so if anyone has some I would be willing to trade this frog I found in my throat.
You know that we need to keep those watch carrying flies out of the food this time.
I found some midnight oil for use with these old candles burnt on both ends, and I think I will use some of them tonight if I stay up much later.
And I found some knitting needles for darning the raveled sleeve of care, and maybe to repair frayed tempers.
Who ordered the pizza with pineapple and anchovies?
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