So, wait - my evil twin is basically JUST LIKE ME? That’s so disturbing. Since I’m in New York right now, maybe I should figure out where Schenectady is and see if I can find her.
Thanks Danielinthewolvesden, you’re a sweetie,
but I think Mr.Cynical missed that.
Hehe. Spiders are cool.
Damn, guess I better quit forgetting this one!
Oh yes.
At least, until you get finished with Silverfire and me.
Mr. Cynical, I’m dying for you to do me. On so many levels. 
Profiling my evil twin would be a good start though. 
This is my humble request for Mr. Cynical to do me, and soon.
Oh, why not…
Hook me up! Mr. Cynical.
benenoir:
Your evil twin is a mad doctor. A proctologist. A mad proctologist. Patients walk funny after leaving the office, that much is for sure.
Your twin owns the Blue Oyster Bar frequently shown in the Police Academy movies, but it’s not really THAT kind of bar. It’s an on-premises swinger’s club. For proctologists only. Entrance fees are determined my middle finger circumference.
There is no hand-washing allowed.
Someone post a new list for me, I’m a busy man!
Mauvaise
Purd Werfect
Kat
Carina42
Arden Ranger
Silver Fire
Zoggie
Mama Hen
Welfy
Fairy Princess Kitty
Spider Woman
Monster104
Bumbazine
cazzle
screech-owl
Trion
soulsling
Deiket
Balance
jay-c
C3
porcupine
Dolores Claiborne
caircair
Mnementh
LifeWillFall
Nymysys
KKBattousai
spooje
ladybug
Poysyn
SterlingNorth
magdalene
WickedAngel
Ayesha
Anniz
Pipeliner
Dr_Paprika
DRY
IJGrieve
Bear_Nenno
Sue Duhnym
BunnyGirl
vanilla
Silo
There you go, Mr. Cynical.
bump
[sexy siren voice]Mr. Cynical, will you do me, please?[/sexy siren]
Mauvaise:
Your evil twin lives in Villach, Austria. She lives a life of luxury, with the vast majority of wealth coming from her “latex business”.
She, with the help of a bevy of beauties of questionable moral standing, have cornered the international market on Ultra Realistic sex toys, molded from her own genitalia.
The moral dilemma posed to her by this business is twofold. Firstly, should she continue running her smut factory under the guise of a nunnery, and secondly, should she include batteries to operate the vibrating vagina?
Oops, did I just hit “Submit Reply”?
I know it’ll take awhile but I’d like my name to be added to this list as well.
<meanders off to wait patiently in the corner>
I have an evil twin? do tell.
Hello??? Do the rest of us mean so little to you that you can just blow us off like that? And to think I thought you were my friend. I guess I know now how incredibly wrong I was about that. You big meanie!
Get off your ass and profile my Evil Twin, would ya?
::little voice::
[sub]Ditto![/sub]
Please?
This is really weird. About an hour ago, I was on MPSIMS asking whether pricciar is my evil twin. (It’s in a thread about getting a taxonomic name from Doobieous.) I hadn’t seen this thread before. Therefore, in the spirit of synchronocity, I MUST ask about my evil twin.
<sits quivering in corner waiting for the karma police>