I’ve never actually said this to another man before, but will you do me, MrC?
Well I’m aware that you have never met Dr_Fenugreek, would be grateful if you could describe my evil twin.
All right. I’ll ask for an evil twin, too.
Thanks Mr. C! Yes, my evil twin is TRULY evil!!!
I will be a gentleman- and give up my place to anniz- as I have enjoyed her postings & etc.
Mr. C- I have a vision of YOUR “other twin”- he is a celebate monk, with a dislike of technology- writes with a quill & hand-made ink, and has a vow of silence. Eats only stale bread & cold water. Has never been with a woman, and has no desire to.
However- which is the EVIL twin? 
Go on, do me as well.
Thanks Mr. C.! That was great!
silent_rob:
Your evil twin wanders the alleyways of India at night, carrying a rabies information booklet.
During periods of drought, he climbs trees and rains down urine on unsuspecting passers-by. He does not speak the language, so their words for him are interpereted as shrieks of delight.
He has a tattoo of a spider above his crack, and enough butt hair to weave an indian blanket.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks Mr. C, that was awsome. I’ll definitely have to be on the look-out for him.
And Spider Woman…
You say that as though the one Mr. Cynical described was the evil one!
If you prick us, do we not bleed??? 
You can be my innocent-looking evil influence.
Yeah, yeah. You’ve hurt me enough for tonight, Audrey!
Am I my own evil twin?
Put me down on the bottom of that list.
Valerieblaise:
Your evil twin lives a wanton life of debauchery in Schenectady, New York (she couldn’t find Sheboygan).
Frequently found flirting with patrons at Gravel Gertie’s bar, she can always be counted on to flash cleave for a free shot from some lonely sucker with a buck to spend.
Her apartment, a veritable den of iniquity, is graced by the presence of a red flashing neon sign right outside the bedroom fire escape. The sign reads, appropriately enough, Lucky’s.
She likes bourbon, herbal tea mixed with bourbon, and bananas (if they’re served with bourbon).
Do me baby!
Ooh, ooh, me too! do me! (don’t tell my husband I said that! )
danielinthewolvesden:
Your twin is an anti circumcisionist, living in suburban Tampa. The inventor of the Tug-Ahoy, his market is expanding as fast as he can stretch his level of influence.
His favorite foods are unpeeled carrots. In his spare time, he races slot cars in the basement with the mannequin he made from spare smegma. It is named Fred, and it always loses.
Known worldwide for his ability to carry an entire roll of quarters in his navel, he is popular at frat parties, and with foreign navies.