Ooooooohhhhh…Me! I gotta hear what MrC really think about me!
Other than I should type with my eyes open, of course.
:forehead smack:
Jophiel:
You may not spend time pestering me, but your evil twin does (if “pestering” is what you want to call it). She is a plumber, and was raised in Sheboygan, WI. She likes grapes, but hates raisins. When it rains, she curls up in the fetal position, and whimpers for God to stop crying.
…no, that’s you. She dances naked, and screams aloud, “Wisconsin rain gods EAT SHIT!”
ssskuggiii:
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It’s lonely being an only child. Could I have an evil twin? Please?
Spooje would like one also!
Oo! Can I have an evil twin too? Please?
OOOH, pretty, pretty please, this is fun!!
Oh, yeah?
If you’re so gifted, produce mine, wiseguy!
I could yell “Do me! Do me!” like some others in this thread, but a description of my evil twin would also be just fine.
SeaDiver:
Your evil twin is a man. With a beard. Like the ones ZZ Top wear.
He is the guy at the beach. You know the one. Big belly, cigar, mirrored sunglasses, and lots of back hair. He always wears a speedo to the public beaches, but prefers to bathe au natural, if you get my drift.
He eschews tequila in favor of MD 20/20, and has an allergy to latex.
Medea’s Child:
Your evil twin was recently apprehended in Sheboygan, WI. Sheboygan apparently is the rendevous point for the Evil Twin Convention 2001.
When arrested, she was dressed in only tinfoil, having a heated discussion with a newspaper machine.
Known world wide for her aversion to snails, tree frogs, and the letter Q, she recently broke up a torrid affair with Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Since then, he’s developed alopecia, which has necessitated a hiatus from daily taping.
I always knew there was someone just like me in all the opposite ways…please help me find my evil twin
::bats eyelashes::
Narile:
I have studied your behavior, as well as your picture. I am led to only one possible suspect for your Evil Twin.
yosemitebabe:
Driving down the highway in her SUV, talking on her cell phone, your evil twin is known for tossing lit cigarette butts out the window along with six-pack rings and bottles of used motor oil.
She loves rare birds, such as Bald Eagle, California Condor, and Spotted Owl. She especially loves them broiled, with mushrooms and scallions on the side.
** MrC** , since you have met me , uit should ber easy enough for you to , ahem, ** do me **.
evilbeth:
Your evil twin, strangely enough, appears to be the good one. Where YOU went astray, nobody knows.
Your twin holds down a steady job in Hollywood. Performing in a number of movies each year, your twin has made a big splash in the porn industry, as a lactating hermaphrodite. Although an adult performer, s/he will not participate in any bukkake videos, and receives no joy from “facials”.
Corvus:
Your evil twin has been close to greatness a number of times.
He was sitting in front of Paul Reubens in the theater, which inspired the hair gel scene in There’s Something About Mary. His description of the popcorn that day: “The butter is odd, and smells vaguely of bleach, but is not altogether unpleasant.”
All three of his nipples are pierced, as well as the superfluous second navel, hidden behind his ear.
I see you have lots of people to do here,
but still, please, do me too.