Inspired by the Miss Mary Mack thread.
Does anyone know the “Mr. Johnny Babette” song? It goes like this:
Oh Mr. Johnny Babette
How could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbor’s cats and dogs will never again be seen.
They’ll all be ground to sausages in Johnny Babette’s machine.
Someone else must be familiar with this little ditty.