Been doing a bit of research here, and tucked into the middle of one of my books was a half sheet of paper, what said:
‘This note is offered in good faith, by a sensitive individual, seeking friendship – personal ads and bars aren’t my style. This note, like a ‘note in a bottle, cast upon the ocean,’ is for whoever might respond in kind. I have chosen library books to try reaching people of similar interests, inclinations, and personality, if possible.// I’m John [local address] [phone number] - a caucasian bachelor of small build, living alone by preference in an apartment near [university], from which I hold an M A, and work in a science field. I have a sensitive soul, gentle demeanor, zany sense of humor, and music as a hobby. Entry into social life and dating was delayed by a sheltered upbringing, isolated academic experience, and shy personality.// Those responding to myrequest should be: female over 21, unmarried with no children, a non-aggressive personality, and no chemical addictions. Some experience, informal look (jeans, short hair, no make up), taller than my 5’ 3", some non-western or mixed ancestry & complexion a little darker than my Irish-German look; and a tendency to be slightly unconventional, as I am experimenting with.//I hope for a friendship that resembles dating, in which we meet regularly to share commonplace activities (neither formal nor expensive) when we would rather not do them alone. It should not seek the full rnage or depth of marital expectations, but stay within our respective comfort levels. Goals are: equality, serenity, safety, communication, and (later) affection. A balance between personal privacy and being available to one another should be worked out. // I believe knowing such factors as above in advance is better than discovery over a long period. I also believe there are those who may welcome this offer, despite its unusual dissemination – so if it’s not you, please consider passing this on to someone more suitable. Many thanks for your attention.’
I don’t fit the profile, & in fact were I available and actively sought him out, he’d be in a strait jacket in under a week of being in my company cos I’m a wee more eccentric than fits his parameters…