The lyrics below come from memory for the Comedy Central/Joel years, so a couple of words may be off. I never took the time to relearn them when Mike took over. I have exactly three episodes on DVD and would like to eventually own them all, but I’m such a completist, I don’t want to do it half-ass with lots of holes (aka, I’d like to get the first season first, then work my way forward). Does anyone have any advice on how I can do this?
In the not too distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.,
There lived a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonics Institute,
Just another face in red jumpsuit,
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space.
We’ll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find (lalala),
He’ll have to sit and watch them all,
And we’ll monitor his mind (lalala).
Now keep in mind Joel can’t control,
Where the movies begin or end (lalala),
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends.
Cambot,
Gypsy,
Tom Servo,
Crowwwwwwwww.
Now you’re wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts, (lalala)
Just repeat to yourself it’s just a show,
You should really just relax.
On Mystery Science Theater 3000