So you make fun of completely innocuous things other people are wearing and feel cool about being better them, but you don’t really care, because you know it’s not cool to really care, but you want to, you know, feel a little bit smug and superior, without admitting you’re feeling smug and superior, because that wouldn’t be cool. Right?
…and possibly a high schooler. Because every single one of the grown ups I know don’t even fucking NOTICE what the other guys are wearing.