MTX Cuckoo Clock

I know this is a longshot, but does anyone have any clue what the words are to the song “What’s in the Cuckoo Clock” I have a Mr. T Experrience cover of it in my head and I dont have the slightest clue as to what they are saying. When I looked up the lyrics all I got was this
“Inside a clock, we find, to our surprise, a little toy singer. Assuring us that he is not a figment of our imagination, he boasts of his ability to prophesy, indulging in alighthearted wordplay. Apparently unaware that the eighties are a closed book, he predicts a decade of joy. Looking more closely, we see a microcosm of Akron, Ohio, correct to the finest detail. However, there is a sinister element: unnamed evil entities, with the power to influence purchasing descisions. We recoil. We urge the singer to reseal the clock; to put an end to the nightmare. To our chagrin, the plea has come too late. We must watch helplessly as the seeds of our destruction leap from the clock to work acts of unspeakable mischief. The singer, exhausted, exhibiting signs of an
impending mental breakdown, demands payment-- which we can ill afford – for his services.”
I am assuming that this is from the liner notes of MTX’s “Making Thing With Light” album…but it still doesn’t make a lick of sense…so what are they saying? and who sang the origional? and why?