Muad'Dib, Question: How thick is your skull?

Pssssst Euty I actually had a tuna salad sandwich for dinner tonight but all this talk of burritos makes me want to go to the store tomorrow to make a bean and cheese burrito smothered in green chile and lettuce and some sour cream Friday night…wanna come for dinner? You bring the Corona and the movie and I will make burritos.

< and they aren’t degassed >

< snicker >

I, personally, happen to LIKE beans in my burritos, and in my tacos too. I don’t like lettuce in my burritos, but it is essential to my enjoyment of a taco.

Don’t even get me STARTED on the topic of Cheddar on pizza. Even when I am experiencing a blood sugar crash, I cannot bring myself to eat such an abomination.

Whoah, whoah, whoah! I make an innocent and highly accurate remark about the importance of beans in burritos, and someone freaks out and jumps to the conclusion that I’m talking about pinto beans? Gag me with a spoon! (But not the same spoon techchick used. That’s unsanitary.)

The basic ingredient of any burrito is the black bean. Everything else is just garnish.

Well, listen, people, if you take beef and wrap it up in a tortilla, whaddaya got?

A fajita.

And, it’s not Paul’s fault he’s so obsessive about this–his sister told him, while she was still in the womb, that you couldn’t get bean, beef, and cheese burritos, so he just wants to know if she’s God, or just some really weird little kid.

Muad’Dib:

You get less munchies with the kine bud. Give the dealer an extra $10 for the quarterbag and stay away from the schwag.

Just a suggestion.

Actually, Miller has it right. It’s black beans.

Java, SDMB Iron Chef & The Third Hot Tamale.

Actually you know what’s nice? Replace the beans with those big thick wavy french fries. I was shocked by how much a liked it. Potato, tomato, lettuce, sour cream, nice chunky guacamole (made by mom preferably) and cheese. mmmmmmmmm

And food is meant to be played with, otherwise it would be so much fun. I mean you just have to, like eating noodle soup with a straw. Until you do that you haven’t really lived.

Oh yeah, this is the pit.

Boo Muad’Dib, boo.

ahem

Oh, a Mod always looks out for the dopers
His keyboard it is used and worn
If there’s a question that is out of place
A Mod will move it just for you.

Cause a Mod is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
Yes a Mod is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day.

I wonder what his stance is on the whole “10 hot dogs, 8 hot dog buns” controversy is.

Oops. One too many "is"s there. Maybe I should lend one to our ol’ pal Clinton.

You’re all a bunch of bastards - it’s an hour till lunch, and now I’m starving.

And here I was going to have a lovely day of my usual attempting to find food somewhere at some point in time.

And now I want to make real burritos. (with black beans and pico de gallo (I don’t know how its spelled either.))

Hmm…Gullifty’s has that, come to think of it. If I go up to work early and eat a sit down lunch…mmmm…

Damn you all.

HA!

I’ve been looking for an excuse to call you a liar and here it is!

Liar!

According to the timestamp, you posted this at 6:30-ish in the MORNING!

YoU caN"T HAVE LUNCH IN THE MORNING! AT BEST YOU COULD REASONABLY CsLL IT BRUNCH!!!

I’ve BEen WAITING for an excuse to take you and your phoney times down a peg, Kumquat! AND NOW YOU’RE LOWER-PEGGGED!

I’ve BEEN IN contact with Muddy Dib and HE Told me that you disssed his quest for BEFF CHEESE AND BEAN BURRITOS!

Oh, sure…you’ll use the excuse that you’re from the UK :rolleyes:

That won’t fool Muddy Dib and me. We know it’s the SAME TIME all over the world! You’re just making this up to distract US FROM our QUEST for the PERFECT FROZEN BEEF-CHESE AND BEAN BURRITO!

BUT WE WON’T BE DISTRACTEd!

Obviously, you’re with the super-evil organization Anti-Beef-Cheese-Been-Burrito (or ABCBB)!

I’m onto your tricks < sly look >

After reading all of Muddy Dib’s Burrito posts (the Burrito Saga), I am now a true believer in Muddy Dib’s Quest!

(sings)
To Dream the impossible Burrito
TO eat the unbeatable burrito
To bear with unbearable burritos!
To run where burritos dare not go!
THIS IS MY QUEST
TO FOLLOW THAT BURRITO
No MATTER HOW HOPLESS
NO MATTER HOW FROZEN!

I will start threads in GQ, I will start threads in ATMB, I will bitch in MPSIMS just like my HERO Muddy Dib UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET!

True-Believer Fenris

I thought that title belonged to Zenster. Are you an usurper now?

Fenris, little do you know that you’ve secretly uncovered the rest of the world’s plot to confuse Americans by pretending to have different time zones. In fact, we all run on eastern, but we’ve just been fucking with you for all this time.

Unfortunately Fenris, you now know too much.[sup]1[/sup] You have sealed your own fate.

[sup]1[/sup][sub]Hey, bet you never thought anyone would say that to you :p[/sub]

Hopless? Is that like a kangaroo with no legs?

For a good abomination burrito, try putting little florets of lightly cooked cauliflower in a burrito.

No, no, no. Lettuce on a burrito makes it a taco.

Good lord! Zenster hasn’t come in here with a 75 ingredient burrito recipe yet?

GET ON THE BALL!

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p.s. y’all are fucky. Burritos should be made with nice, shredded chicken

Chicken? CHICKEN?!?! FUCKING CHICKEN?!?!?!?!

Burritos made with chicken should ONLY use rice, ginger, shredded cabbage, teriyaki sauce, hot rooster sauce, and be called Chinese food!

I agree. If you’re making your burritos with “fucking chicken”, then I’m not sure I want to eat lunch at your house.

What?
[sub]Hot rooster sauce?[/sub]