Here in Atlanta we have a little place called “Chico and Chang’s”. The menu is Mexican… and Chinese. I am now convinced that a Seschwan Beef Burrito is truly the manna of the gods.
Just thought I’d share.
What’s up with that?
If you do it right the first time, you won’t have to refry the damn beans.
Of course. If there’s chicken fuckin’ happenin’, there has to be some hot rooster sauce dispensed. Unless he’s impotent.
You want I should add “burrito” to the thread title? That’ll bring him in here with his apron flappin’.
Fenris, you are arbiter of squat, if that’s your burrito recipe. You put no onions in there, added Avocado Slices (Slices?) and lettuce? For God’s sake man, have you gone mad? You might as well throw some sssprouts in the thing, and call it a Wrap.
Oh and BTW,
“I really do want to know why you can’t find been beaf and cheese burritos.”
Easy, 'cause they ain’t Kosher!
Oh yeah baby, creamy, hot Hot Rooster Sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm. Brings tears to all the little chicken’s eyes as it slides slowly down our throats in orgasmic pleasure.
Hot rooster sauce = red hot Chinese pepper sauce.
Ahhh! I see! You’re talking about Sriracha sauce. The funny thing is that, being a Francophone, I have heard it pronounced cire a chat, which in English would mean cat wax! :eek:
Great sauce, though!
Ahhhh yes, that it the one.
Seeing that big cock on the bottle is making me hot already (or at least my tongue). 
GOOD STUFF!
Thanks, Diane, now I have to go take a cold shower.
Luckily, given the weather, I can just stand outside for that.
Can’t you just get a beef bean and cheese burrito 24 hours a day at Taco Bell anywhere in the world.
That’s a man for ya. Talk about food and the next thing you know they need a cold shower.
Oh, that stuff! Never heard it referred to as “hot rooster sauce” before, but I’ve got a bottle in my fridge at home. Yes, it is really good stuff.
What is most unnerving, techchick68, is that you know the answer but you won’t tell. Please! The guy needs to know about the burritos.
Shredded. As in mechanically separated? The mechanically separated chicken lobby has put pressure on the geneticists to breed a chicken with no beak, feet, and feathers. See it adds another step: you must remove these parts before feeding the carcass to the shredder. We’re not a long way from Gary Larson’s boneless chicken ranch.
Chicken burritos are abominable, even if you do manage to get one that is chicken not pigeon. Get thee to TBH on Fullerton and Ashland. Carne asada and grande horchata is your order.
Just trying to help, jarbabyj, returning the favor. You don’t know it, but you’ve helped me a lot. Since I’ve read your stuff, I now listen to Rammstein Live aus Berlin every morning to purge the cobwebs, and on my lunch hour I read Wally Lamb. As a matter of fact, She’s Come Undone reminds me so much of Maugham’s Of Human Bondage. Does Of Human Bondage make it onto your recommended list of classics?
Okay … let me get this straight. I’m a guy … and you’re letting me pick out the movie?
Do you know what you’re possibly in for?
God only knows what I might come up with, but it sure as hell ain’t gonna be My Fair Lady.
The funny thing is, before Burrito Boy aka Maud’Dib started making an ass out of himself, I did a search on Google and could NOT come up with a frozen food company that actually sells beef, bean and cheese burritos. You got your beef and cheese, your bean and cheese but not your beef, bean and cheese. I have never seen the damned things anywhere either. The problem is, Burrito Boy made such a childish fuss about the placement of his thread I decided a thread dedicated to his temper tantrum would be fun. And so far it has been.
Some people crack me up.
Hey, I like action movies, just nothing with Sylvester Stalone, Antonio Banderas or any martial arts flicks. There’s still a large base to choose from.
InnaGaddaBurrito, Baby…
Oh, please… men have two feelings: Hungry and horny. And, to men, they’re so similar they might as well be interchangeable. Why do you think men have so many fantasies about pouring whipped cream and chocolate on women?
It’s a strange pairing of drives. Doesn’t do much for me. When I was a lad, I thought that liquid honey would be fun. Boy, did that turn out wrong.
I never use condiments.
Bah! You can’t get Mexican food at Taco Bell. Can you?