I have been a lot hungrier than usual lately (i think it’s due to the growth spurt the testosterone is giving me) so I’m more frequently starting to find myself in need of a snack between meals whilst out and about on the town. Until recently, I’ve been giving in to the junk food craving and getting McDonalds or KFC.
However, as a new year’s resolution, I decided to go healthy. No snacking on junk. Snacks are ok, but they must comprise something of nutritional value. So, when on Monday afternoon I found myself in a shopping centre, in need of mid-afternoon sustenance, I had a prime opportunity to seek new snack foods.
I walked resolutely past McDs, and KFC, Subway was closed, and the noodle shop too expensive. My eyes kept wandering… and finally hit on a shop called “Sinbad’s Kebabs and Mexican”.
My mind ticked over. Mexican… Mexican involves beans and salad! Beans and salad and tortillas! And those things are all healthy. Sure, there’s a little cheese, but that’s just protein. And if I don’t get the nachos, there won’t be any sour cream to worry about. Mexican got a mental “tick” for nutritional value.
Now, I live in Australia. So, I know that Mexican food here isn’t going to be to quite the same standard as I experienced when I went to the USA/New Mexico. But there are reasonably good Mexican restaurants here. The makings of standard dishes are easily available in Supermarkets. Hell, I do Mexican at home fairly regularly.
When I ordered a burrito, I had something specific in mind. The burrito was the most expensive thing on the menu. More expensive than Tacos, Nachos, all the kebabs. Burritos I have experienced in the past, involve a tortilla rolled up with the filling (beans/beef/chicken, salsa, cheese, salad) on the inside. This seems to be a fairly standard Australian burrito.
So, when I got my Burrito, which cost six f*cking dollars fifty, and took them 10 minutes to provide (unlike the kebabs I’ve had there previously which are pretty much instant), I was somewhat disappointed to discover that it wasn’t that kind of burrito.
This burrito was a tortilla, with some beans (no salsa) inside, which had been folded over once, put on a plastic plate, covered with handfuls of cheese, and microwaved within an inch of its life (until it was soggy, in other words). Some tomato ketchup (I saw the bottle) was then squirted over the top, and lettuce and tomato were served on the side.
The squishy mess was served to me with a surly “enjoy your meal”.
Being hungry and desperate (and having just spent all my cash on the damn thing), I ate it anyway. Wish they’d given me a spoon or something, it would have aided in getting it off the plate.
But that thing was not a burrito. It was a slander on the concept of a burrito, and anathema to everything a burrito should be. Thanks for making me really crave something and then not giving it to me, Sinbad. Thanks for almost completely destroying my desire to snack healthily. Next time, I will find it immesurably harder to walk past KFC.
When is Australia going to manage to do decent ethnic takeaway food that isn’t Thai? :smack:
When is a burrito not a burrito? When it’s a soggy enchilada in disguise :rolleyes: