I was stopped at a traffic light at a busy intersection this morning when I noticed a woman at the wheel of a minivan in an adjacent lane.
One hand held a cigarette, the other a curling iron as she styled her hair. I was hoping she’d grab her cellphone for the trifecta, as that would increase the entertaining possibility of her setting her hair on fire - but alas, her light changed and she drove off, still multitasking.
It was then that I noticed the duct tape holding the left rear of her vehicle together. I have a theory on how that came to be…