Two things happened today I feel I must share. There pretty mundane and pointless(so I’m in the right spot), but I must tell 'em to someone. First we had a gentleman come in to drop off a computer that he wanted us to work on. Nothing exciting about that? The mundane part is that he left a business card and it is the tackiest business card I’ve ever seen. It was printed on his computer. Nothing wrong with that right? it has his name, occupation (Investor) and a phone number on it (no problems with that. Here’s the part I don’t understand. He printed it at home on orange construction paper and he hand cut it (OK he wanted to save a few bucks I can sympathize). Yes I know tacky not pointless. Here is the pointless part. He crossed out his old phone number and wrote in his new number. Huhh??? Remember the card was printed at home on construction paper. It probably cost him 1 cent to make and he is still using them. Sheesh.
The second thing I would like to share is that we are having a trade show in town. One of the booths is a Psychic Tarot Card Reader (Capitialization courtesy of the Psychic). He dropped in asking if we could display a poster. I just kept thinking if you were psychic you would have known not to come in here because I wouldn’t put up your poster. He then put posters on all the lamp posts in the town. Like a lot of places we have an anti posting bylaw. I hope he gets charged and goes in front of the judge and says " I didn’t know you had an anti posting bylaw here. How could I know? What, do you think I’m psychic???
That’s all for now.
Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!