Mundane little things you do on Jan. 1

Masturbate, but that happens a few other days of the year too.

Work on keeping down clear fluids.

Beat me to it.

Ham and black-eyed peas for New Year’s day lunch.

We usually plan our summer vacation on NYD as well (and make all the reservations).

Wow. Most of you are so efficient! I eat. And watch football. American. And eat.

Wake up, watch a parade, for the horses, eat black-eyed peas for luck, cowboy caviar, watch boob-tube some more, try not to loose anymore IQ points, go to bed take a nap, when I wake, take a walk, then do computer things. I change the calander on Dec 31 and the batteries at the same time. Like to get last years stuff done so new year is all new and ready.

Guess that would make me a dodecapus.

And I just remembered one more thing: Realizing that I’ll be ____ years old next year (2014). Makes me feel even older than I already am.

Change HVAC filters.
And Easter, 4th of July, Labor Day.

Now calm yourselves–I know you are all jealous of my rock star life.

Yeah, workin’. Anyone want to place bets on how many of my patients will be not home and/or hungover too hard to see me? Gods, I hope it’s many of them so I have a short day. If I hadn’t canceled on them last Tuesday 'cause of that whole Christmas thingie…

To help in avoiding all the x-mas bollocks that I hate I don’t drink during December. So on January 1st I have a beer for the first time in a month.

I go to bed early and sleep through the midnight stuff, get up about 4:30am like usual and then take an early morning walk while the rest of the town sleeps off their hangovers. I love walking when I have the whole world to myself - something nice about that. Good way to start the year off, even if it’s below zero I get out there. But then I have to adjust my walk for all the layers I wear and it becomes more of a penguin-waddle than a real walk.

At 4:30 I’m usually still working on *creating *my hangover.

Ha! I will be doing the same thing, but I am only scheduled to see two patients. However, I saw 3 (!) of my patients at the liquor store today. Too damn funny!

Same thing I do every day off, Pinky.

Try to sleep in late!

Wave to my children! They’re marching in the parade! Lafayette High School. They are scheduled to be the last band it the parade and supposedly will be on TV at 12:45 pm Eastern Time.