Mundane, Pointless, and in poor taste

[Mouse_Maven]

Ladies and Gentlemen, [Drum roll] I present to you the SkinBag!

Organic objects seamless, in synthetic human skin,
Limited series, or on demand and made to measure
Skin-related Bags, Accessories and OverGarnments,
a successful alchemy between the captivating and the repulsive
for a sensuel fashion without complacency.

G o r e + C h i c = V e r y C h i c
SkinBag is presented like a mutation proposal.
It is a type of discarded skin which retains an identity.

Every bag is an extension of our body.

:dubious:

[HazelNutCoffee]

Do they make lampshades?

[Mouse_Maven]

@HazelNutCoffee

Do they make lampshades?

::whince:: . . .shoulda saw that one coming. . .

[Roonwit]

Huh. According to my calculations, Gore + Chic = Oh, that looks nasty.

[tdn]

I have to get one of those! You see, I need to have two baseballs with me at all times, and I never have a place to keep them.

[Mindfield]

Repulsive, yet replete with the potential for “hold my bag” jokes.

[vetbridge]

Are they available made from foreskins so that they can expand?

[badbadrubberpiggy]

@vetbridge

Are they available made from foreskins so that they can expand?

If you rub them, they turn into suitcases.

[velvetjones]

I’ve read the first three testimonials and I just want to ask, who are these people?

Synthetic human skin…whatever :rolleyes:

tdn I can think of better places for your balls.

[HazelNutCoffee]

@badbadrubberpiggy

If you rub them, they turn into suitcases.

HA!

[Hal_Briston]

I’ll be happy to fawn over the first person to contact them using the name “Buffalo Bill” and request a custom-made woman suit.