So last night I made my approximately-weekly trip to the store, and there they were: the chocolate fries. And the blue fries. And yes, I’ve seen them before, and I know there have even been other threads about them. But I still have trouble believing that these really exist and I didn’t just hallucinate them. Does this make any rational sense, or were the Ore-Ida research & development team on crack? Has anybody tried these? Do they taste as wrong as they look? I’m not sure that any foods ought to be that blue color, let alone potato foods.
I did see fit to pick up a tub of Shop ‘n’ Spend’s store-brand version of the pseudo-buterry/margariney spread substance I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. They call theirs This Is Not Butter, It’s Butterific! I think they missed a golden opportunity: I wish they had called it I Can’t Believe It’s Not “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”!
And how come they’ve stopped carrying 24-packs of Pepsi products? Yeah, I can still buy two 12-packs of Diet Mountain Dew instead, but somehow it’s just not the same as that big-ass cube.